A place to go if you want to see booze on the streets, porn on the sidewalks, way too many casinos, lights so bright that it'll give you a headache for weeks, motels that smell like cigarettes, scum, and any other form of bullshit.
by Lieutenant Tarpit June 3, 2004
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Big fat Pig-dog, loser capital of the world.
Misogynistic, gun-loving, red-neck, drug addicts, who think that their desert toilet is the pinnacle of culture. LMAO!
Casinos love stupid people, and they are in Hog Heaven.
Big fat Pig-dog, loser capital of the world.
Misogynistic, gun-loving, red-neck, drug addicts, who think that their desert toilet is the pinnacle of culture. LMAO!
Casinos love stupid people, and they are in Hog Heaven.
Actual attempted conversation with a local in Las Vegas, and the general mentality :
Local: ( Has only traveled as far as Utah, of course, was tweaking, and has family from an even worse shit-hole than Vegas.)
"Liberal! (They actually think that that's an insult, and ecology, higher education, science, intellect, anti-greed are bad things) Vegas is the best city in the world. Everybody knows that all men are born smarter than women, and all homeless people and blacks (word substitution) are criminals."
Me: Shuddered, cringed, found nearest exit, went home, packed-up, moved away.
Local: ( Has only traveled as far as Utah, of course, was tweaking, and has family from an even worse shit-hole than Vegas.)
"Liberal! (They actually think that that's an insult, and ecology, higher education, science, intellect, anti-greed are bad things) Vegas is the best city in the world. Everybody knows that all men are born smarter than women, and all homeless people and blacks (word substitution) are criminals."
Me: Shuddered, cringed, found nearest exit, went home, packed-up, moved away.
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by Ryan Chaney March 4, 2008
Get the las vegas slot machine mug.Las Milpas, otherwise known as Pharr, Tx. Is a City In South Texas that is very beautiful place and is looking more like a city than the ghetto it used to be. Also have some Videos on Youtube.
Guy 1: "Hey, lets go to Las Milpas for some good food."
Guy 2: "No way, that place is dangerous, ghetto, i might get shot!"
Guy 1: "Not anymore, they have fixed it up and the cops have controlled the gang violence."
Guy 2: "For real? Then lets go! You pay!"
Guy 1: "Ah, Shit."
Guy 2: "No way, that place is dangerous, ghetto, i might get shot!"
Guy 1: "Not anymore, they have fixed it up and the cops have controlled the gang violence."
Guy 2: "For real? Then lets go! You pay!"
Guy 1: "Ah, Shit."
by Moe Munz March 27, 2008
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by EverydayFam June 4, 2018
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