Krampled

sister of junior The Forbidden One

Krampled is the big sister (or “brother”) of Old J

by Righteousridicule February 4, 2022

Kreature

A weird guy that enjoys singing Justin Beiber on xbox live.. He is probaly going to read this and know exactly who made this. "Back in my day" Is something he is starting to say now.. And for some strange reason he always plays Halo Reach or Fallout New Vegas. He enjoys mocking people for no real reason, he is definatly weird...(:

"Kreature has a singing voice that makes everyone laugh! Its to bad hes always playing Halo!" xD

by RGC Wake N Bake July 31, 2011

the kramer effect

when you miss the chance to use the bathroom and then become constipated. See Sienfeld, Episode 63, "The Pilot" (part 1).

the kramer effect- "I didn't make it to a private bathroom to poop when I had to go two days ago, and I haven't been able to go since."

genesis:

KRAMER: (acting very bad) I saw Joe DiMaggio in Dinky Doughnuts again, but this time, I went in. (pause, stops acting) Oh! Uh, where's the bathroom?

STU: I think if you go down the hall, it's on the right at the very end.

KRAMER: Yeah. Be right back. (Kramer leaves)

(We see Kramer, groaning and holding his stomach, running down the hall, and opening the bathroom's door. Someone in there says: "Sorry buddy, full house." We then see Kramer outside leaving the building and running across the street to a restaurant: "Sorry, customers only" ...running into a movie theater: "Hey you need a ticket!" ...running through the park...)
...

(Kramer enters)

JERRY: Hey. What happened to you yesterday?

KRAMER: I got mugged.

GEORGE: You got mugged?

JERRY: Mugged?

KRAMER: Well, I wouldn't have minded it so much but I was running home to go to the bathroom.

JERRY: Why didn't you use the bathroom in the building?

KRAMER: It was full. I tried a few other places, you know, but that didn't work. I mean it was an emergency Jerrry. I was really percolating... So I decided to run home through the park and then these two guys they stopped me and...

...

by tcekatlady August 26, 2010

kreaky

Someone who's a kinky freak.

Damn that bitch is kreaky...I gotta get her number

by J-Fizz August 12, 2005

Kramer

AKA Michael Richards. A quirky character on the sit com “Seinfeld” who was once beloved by all. Pulled a humpty by losing his composure at a stand up performance and went on a racist tirade directed at some African American “hecklers”. He is now a sad lonely racist who has exposed the real person behind the lovable facade.

R.I.P. the good old Kramer we used to know and love. We will miss you.

by BBradsky November 10, 2008

kramer attack

1.to have a dirty bum(not exactly homeless) suddenly show up out of no where, annoy you and your friends, steal cigarette butts from the ashtray, and drink from used beer cans. Also to mooch everything they can ranging from food to weed to toilet paper and then ramble for hours on end talking about nothing but primarily a mixture of gibberish, pothead " ideas", stories that probably never happend especially about awesome or terrible experiences.

2. the appearance of an unwanted guest who doesn't get the hint to leave

dave: hey man, pass me a beer!

randy: sure here ya go man.

matt: dude man! let me short that butt man! gwitch!!

dave: OH SHIT! KRAMER ATTACK RUN!!!

by andy wirf November 22, 2009

Keam

A black male with a extremely large dick , usually tall , and gives awesome head

OMG , I slept with Keam last night it was amazing .

by Zay200tt July 3, 2015