Kitchen hand 1: hey! how are you today?(approaching for handshake)
Kitchen hand 2: hey! my hands are dirty. Let have kitchen handshake!
Kitchen hand 2: hey! my hands are dirty. Let have kitchen handshake!
by xaib December 13, 2014
A term used in kitchens to describe someone as someonelse's longterm 'bitch' during any part of kitchen operations. Although more commonly used between men, men can be the Kitchen Wife of a Female co-worker as well.
However strangely enough when in reference from a man to a woman it could also delineate a bond of friendship or trust.
However strangely enough when in reference from a man to a woman it could also delineate a bond of friendship or trust.
by Paco Psinglesias June 20, 2010
The act of looking for some food just to feed the face in the kitchen or especially in the refrigerator when you are are not hungry, maybe nervous.
John: what are u searching in the kitchen!
Mary: not that I am hungry or anything, I am just kitchen surfing!
Mary: not that I am hungry or anything, I am just kitchen surfing!
by Mary john Watson June 19, 2016
by toriaenator August 26, 2014
The practice of people who are not licensed cosmetologists/hairstylists attempting to do their hair, their loved ones, friends, Co-workers hair at home (I.e in the kitchen or sometimes bathroom) lacking the proper tools and equipment naturally found in the salon resulting in some awkward, questionable and horrific haircut or hair color experience.
There’s been an astronomical increase in kitchen cosmetology, people who are not licensed cosmetologists/hairstylists attempting to do their hair with the COVID 19 pandemic
by AnOriginalDoll December 23, 2020
To expend all resources into annihilating and violating the kitchen making a wide variety of unecessary foods. Resulting in the kitchen looking like nagasaki in 1945.(meals include 10-20 lbs in chicken, 12 jumbo eggs, 4-6 lbs of beans, 14-18 lbs of sausage, and 24oz of broccoli, and 36 crackers with jalapeños and jelly)
Klopp came home famished and decided to Rape the Kitchen, resulting in dirty dishes and blackened stove. Everyone is unhappy.
by detts March 29, 2021
My kitchen warrior doesn't need a license because there is no road between my bedroom and the kitchen!
by Tyyreed66 November 01, 2017