1) A kinsey is one with the boobs of a goddess.
2) Kinseys are known for their amazing abilities at allowing their female partners to achieve intense, mind-blowing, trippy orgasms to the sounds of ice tea beings stirred accompanied by Mindless Self Indulgence
3) Only kinseys can pull off having fuzzy bellies.
4) Kinseys can intake unlimited amounts of dextromethamorphan, or coricidin and are still able to have a full-functioning non-damaged stomache lining.
5) A woman who has a strange fetish for men to make romance explosions on her stomache.
2) Kinseys are known for their amazing abilities at allowing their female partners to achieve intense, mind-blowing, trippy orgasms to the sounds of ice tea beings stirred accompanied by Mindless Self Indulgence
3) Only kinseys can pull off having fuzzy bellies.
4) Kinseys can intake unlimited amounts of dextromethamorphan, or coricidin and are still able to have a full-functioning non-damaged stomache lining.
5) A woman who has a strange fetish for men to make romance explosions on her stomache.
Did you see them tits on that bitch? She a kinsey, fo sho!
Girl: OMG, yesterday my best friend woke me up with the most amazing feeling!
Boy: She suck ya coocha?
Girl: Duh!
Boy: Must be a kinsey.
Shit man, she had a hairy stomache. But I just couldn't stay away. That girl was a definite kinsey.
I was so fucked up yesterday, I took 32 ccs, then went and ate five double cheeseburgers from Mcdonalds. I was a total kinsey.
Girl: Babe, I want you to nut all over my belly...
Boy: What a kinsey!
Girl: OMG, yesterday my best friend woke me up with the most amazing feeling!
Boy: She suck ya coocha?
Girl: Duh!
Boy: Must be a kinsey.
Shit man, she had a hairy stomache. But I just couldn't stay away. That girl was a definite kinsey.
I was so fucked up yesterday, I took 32 ccs, then went and ate five double cheeseburgers from Mcdonalds. I was a total kinsey.
Girl: Babe, I want you to nut all over my belly...
Boy: What a kinsey!
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Kinley: Kinley is a person who loves sports. She especially loves hockey boys so she is a puck slut. She has a soft heart for a lad named Joel Edmundson. Hockey boys make her heart pound faster than the boy that loves her (Jack Miller). Poor jack :(
Kinley you puck slut!
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Get the kinnykins mug.when the kidney is kicked so hard that it shoots into the brain causing a stroke. Fortunately we have two kidneys, unfortunately this only increases the risk.
Tom: Did you hear what happened when Josh's girlfriend kicked him with her heals on?
Jack: No, dude, but I know she's a blackbelt
Tom: He had a kidney stroke
Jack: No, dude, but I know she's a blackbelt
Tom: He had a kidney stroke
by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010
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by Hotness6969 March 25, 2020
Get the Kidney Juggle mug.kinley is a secretly soft bad bitch she sucks at communication but has such a tender heart she is amazing in every way and loves unconditionally which can also be her down fall
“Kinley’s the best”
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