Kalanadian

A Canadian fan of the second Canadian Idol, Kalan Porter. Kalanadians are extremely obsessive over their Idol and have probably lost friends because of their addiction to all things Kalan.

The Kalanadians are more obsessed with Kalan than the Claymates are with Clay.

by Kalanadian February 14, 2005

Kalan

My gorgeous little boy! xx

Kalan is a beautiful boy!

by Emma0611 February 5, 2010

Kalani legend

A tank of a person, an exceptional drinker, driver, and glass-blower. Only a few are eligible for this honor.

Kalani mench, after being a total badass in Beer Pong, and having a SICK 4 runna, with SICK subs, has been anointed with the title of "legend." Kalani Legend is a idol for all.

by ILOVEKALANI September 21, 2009

Kavanaugh drunk

When you get so drunk you have to make a fake calendar to cover up for the fucked up shit you did 36 years ago.

Are they referring to me when they say "Kavanaugh drunk? I like beer. I went to Yale.

by Meatpoi October 2, 2018

Kavanaugh

A person who likes beer and keeps a calendar from 30 years ago.

Damn did you see Trump? He nominated that fucking Kavanaugh guy?

by Yeetfam October 4, 2018

Kalana

A full on nut job who is constantly crazy. Even though she is sweet, she is thick as a brick. She is known to be addicted to m'n'm's and nutella. Despite her wacky-ness she it the sweetest girl you will meet!

Jee did you see kalana, she accidentally licked the wall!

by lucy:) June 8, 2017

Kavanaugh

A cocktail or beer serving method where the libation is served with a funnel. As in a Gimlet Kavanaugh or Kavanaugh Budweiser.

Man: Man, I had a tough day in court today. I’ll have a Kavanaugh martini.

Bartender: Coming up.

by AdamPedAnt October 6, 2018