butt puppy hand jobber

it's just a good insult to call someone if you have nothing else to say or it can break an akward silence

CRICKET!CRICKET!
Dylan:butt puppy hand jobber
Family:hahahahaha

by Dylowned August 30, 2005

jibblet

bits of excess shit festering in a mans (or womans) anal beard that has started to grow mould

i fucked this girls brains out last night, den i saw she had a jibblet that had been smeared over my cock

by brentmeister general October 20, 2003

jobbles

Any dangling body part. (Gender neutral.)

"Check out her jobbles; they fill up the whole billboard."

"Michelle wanted to kick the wanker's jobbles."

by janelle renée August 18, 2006

Jobbles

Well-Known is Jobbles the Brain Invader of Norwegian myth, he is said to enter ones brain when they are camping out near a large body of water and infest their brain cavities with purple eggs that will hatch three days later.

Three days...

by larstait October 30, 2003

jibble

v. To jiggle in a grotesque manner. A cross between giblet and jiggle. Sort of like undulating Jell-O

n. The feeling you get when you witness something disturbing.

v. The morbidly obese man jibbled up to the buffet.

adj. The jibbling undead bodies of flub waddled forth from their graves.

n. When I heard what a lemon party was, it gave me the jibbles.

by J. Epiphany July 23, 2008

jabbles

(noun) jab-les (rhymes with "tables"): A Fiji water drinking, mandals wearing, Elliot Smith listening man-child.

The Death Cab for Cutie show was populated by a few hundred jabbles.

by thisshitisgenius May 4, 2008

Jobbie-head

From the scottish word Jobbie A Jobbie-Head (sometimes Jobbie-Heed) is a derrogative adjective for a person.

Person 1: See That XYZ. He's a Pure Jobbie-head.

by JoePasquale October 11, 2010