A "Janoah" is a strong guy with a kind heart. He is typically dependable and a good protector. The typical "Janoah" is also secretly a ladykiller who usually saves his crazy side for the bedroom. A "Janoah" typically looks like a football lineman. Most women agree that "Janoahs" give them amazing children.
Girl 1: "Hey, there goes a Janoah! I hear he's nice but wears you out in the sack!"
Girl 2: "Yeah, I've heard that about him too. I would gladly have his kids and NOT ask for child support."
Girl 1: "Yeah, I heard he has plenty to go around if you know what I mean...."
Girl 2: "Yeah, I've heard that about him too. I would gladly have his kids and NOT ask for child support."
Girl 1: "Yeah, I heard he has plenty to go around if you know what I mean...."
by DrDogggggg February 27, 2010
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A town of 62,000 people who are sheltered as shit then as soon as they reach highscool pop out 5 kids a piece then talk about corn and the weather for the rest of their lives. They have also recently gained cockiness since the Green Bay Packers have recently been in the super bowl.
**Actual Conversation happening at Craig High School**
Tim (Wisconsinite): Hey
Jocie (Wisconsinite): Hi....
Tim (Wisconsinite): Would someone like you ever go out with someone like me?
Jocie (Wisconsinite): Are you kidding me? I am so out of your league!
Amanda (Floridian): Bitch, you're from Janesville,you're ALL in the same league.
Tim (Wisconsinite): Hey
Jocie (Wisconsinite): Hi....
Tim (Wisconsinite): Would someone like you ever go out with someone like me?
Jocie (Wisconsinite): Are you kidding me? I am so out of your league!
Amanda (Floridian): Bitch, you're from Janesville,you're ALL in the same league.
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