Cocktus Jack

when you take the travis scott meal toy from McDonalds and cover it in cactus spikes then shove it up your ass

"hey bro you get the travis scott meal?"
"yeah i got it with a side of cocktus jack"
"sweet"

by CocktusJack September 21, 2020

Not worth jack shit

Not worth the trouble or the value

That car's not worth jack shit

by iamamanufan January 12, 2011

jack hoff

A very bad name to have because it sounds like 'jack off'.

Girl: Hey.
Boy: Hey.
Girl: You're cute. What's your name?
Boy: Jack Hoff.
Girl:...
Boy: Um.. are you ok?
Girl: I... uh... have to go now.

by Mr. Pedophile December 14, 2008

jack average

noun
To literally be the most average thing in the entire world. When something is jack average it is beyond "average", it is super average, uber average, extremely average...it is the king of average. Often disappointingly average but can be used to just describe something commonplace not necessarily a bad thing...it just is.

Considering the all the bloody hype, I expected the Warped tour to be sooooooo extremely freaking awesome, but it was just jack average. So I went home and punched a large hole in my wall.

Parkuru, "How's your day going?"

Kezric, "Meh...jack average...I'm going home to play Zelda...wanna come?"

Parkuru, "er...ok..."

by adelews October 2, 2007

Jackarita

A smokin' hot female bartender at a local restaurant (Jack Astor's). Works along side the Jackalope. Originated from the house name for a margarita.

Hey, check out that bartender!

She's too hot to be a bartender, she's a "Jackarita"!

by Jackalope Hunter April 1, 2010

Jack Dylan Grazer

The most amazing person you will ever meet! Jack is, funny, caring, and he is very crazy! And hot! Girls are all over him, all of the girls want to meet him. Jack stars in “It” (2017) and in “Me, Myself & I”

“I got to meet Jack Dylan Grazer today!”

“Awww really?! I’m so jealous Jack is so awesome!”

by Jack Dylan Grazer November 21, 2017

Sherpa Jack

To fail so badly that when all the passing grades were removed from the curve, the Sherpa Jack grade will still fail.

Guy 1: Oh man, physics was so hard I think I Sherpa Jacked it.
Guy 2: Yep, you're stupid.

by D42HIKE! June 13, 2008