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Jordaning
The act of disputing a moot point and/or abandoning previous viewpoints to maintain a false bravado of correctivity, while being from the virgin islands.
After I knew I was wrong, instead of admitting defeat, I started Jordaning to avoid the humiliation of looking dumb.
That is not what a real kracken looks like.
I love Lebron James, he is much better than Dwight Howard ever will be. He is the greatest player of all time.
That is not what a real kracken looks like.
I love Lebron James, he is much better than Dwight Howard ever will be. He is the greatest player of all time.
Jordaning by poopy mayne August 31, 2010
Tommy Jordan
The only man in history to publicly open a can of whoop ass on his child (so to speak) via facebook.
This was performed by shooting up his daughters laptop
This was performed by shooting up his daughters laptop
Tommy Jordan by penis_stompa_69 March 31, 2012
Jordan
(Female) A Jordan is humorous, bubbly, cute and sweet- she can always make you feel better. She would hate to think that she has hurt anyone. She is very empathic and often feels very deeply for others. A Jordan is usually very intelligent and mature, yet very outgoing and possibly loud. A Jordan is incredibly creative. Jordans are never happy with themselves and are always wanting to be like others. A Jordan is very original and unique. She is very sensitive but can be controlling, slightly moody and aggresive. A Jordan usually has a lot of anxiety and worries a lot. A Jordan would never be mean on purpose because it breaks her heart to see others hurt. A Jordan is very bittersweet and can be selfish without knowing it. She is very confusing and indecisive. A Jordan see's things differently from everyone else. A Jordan is slightly shy but comes across very confident. Jordans are noticed to be quite different from everyone else. Almost everyone loves Jordans unless they are jealous or oppisites. She is a very good liar but doesn't usually lie. Everyone can trust a Jordan and they always confind in her. She is an amazing advice giver. A Jordan is very good at makeup and hairstyling also. A Jordan can make anything into her own. A Jordan can not be put into words.
Jordan, you always cheer me up!
Jordan, your so nice!
Jordan, your actually so funny!
Jordan, you always cheer me up!
Jordan, I can trust you!
Jordan, I love you!
Jordan, your so nice!
Jordan, your actually so funny!
Jordan, you always cheer me up!
Jordan, I can trust you!
Jordan, I love you!
Jordan by Cora Jones May 31, 2011
Jordan
This nigga look like a turtle. He virtually has no genitals, but he can levitate. This helps him get all the food off of your shelves so you aint got shit to eat when you get home. He is ungrateful and goes through phases extremely quickly and in succession.
Jordan by John from the third floor September 20, 2018
Jordan
A beautiful, crazy girl. She's shy, but extremely smart. Everyone she knows loves her. She's impossible to hate. Even though she's one of the prettiest girls you'll ever meet, she won't believe you. Very modest about herself and listens to everyone. Pleases everyone. Guys want her, girls want to be her friend. If you ever meet a Jordan, consider yourself the luckiest person in the world.
guy: man, that girl is perfect.
other guy: well yeah. she's a jordan. what else?
girl: i wanna be like her.
other girl: who doesn't? she's jordan!
other guy: well yeah. she's a jordan. what else?
girl: i wanna be like her.
other girl: who doesn't? she's jordan!
Jordan by captivatedbylove December 28, 2010