Jasper

A really hot guy with a huge... personality and something else

A huge heart full of love

He's also way cooler than Nico

Holy shit is that jasper?

by jesuslover3000000000 April 20, 2023

jasper kink

a kink to the best person in the entire galaxy , the person you’d spend your entire life with . having a jasper kink means extreme obsession and horniness . the symptoms of having this are vomiting n gagging when she’s not there , barking whenever she’s around , choking to death when ur not on the phone w her , and more .

“ damn bruh i can’t breathe “
“ yeah jasper not here so u not breathing their air rn , thats that jasper kink . “

by xvrseu April 26, 2023

Jasperdawgin

Jasper is a rescue German Shepard mix.

Our house of bartenders was his last stop. At first he was so scared he lashed out. Over the last few years he has a smile on his face and is out and about in our town.

It's a vibe of "I know how to be nice, I have been through hell, I will not let you affect me, fuck around and find out".
Jasperdawgin

Jasperdawgin is the idea/thought process/existential sewing notion that I am cool.

I had no interest in that other couples fight. I was just Jasperdawgin.

by Nickscuseme September 15, 2023

vince jasper

A brown kid with a big ass dick. He has sex with girls everyday gives people black eyes

Vince Jasper you have a big dick

by Poplar April 26, 2017

Kim Jasper

The best boyfriend you could ever have. Kim is not the one you always see, he’s not popular neither famous. But everybody knows him, not because of his appearance but because of his kindness. He may not be the prince you would wish on a lamp, neither a prince you would see in the ocean. But he is the guys that will answer your prayer. He is the guys that you will love forever.

“Kilala mo ba yung secretary ng mga sacristan na gwapo?”

“Ah si Kim ba?”

“Ang gwapo talaga ni Kim”

“Balita ko loyal daw yun si Kim?”

“Daming nagkakacrush dun kay Kim Jasper”

“Mahal ko yun e”

-meagan

by tintang pula August 22, 2019

banded jasper

Banded Jasper is a rock. It is found in Northeastern United States and Southern Canada. It is annoying af. It is extremely hard so miners cannot get through it in order to get to our precious iron ore. It will destroy drill bits and is the arch enemy of the underground mining business.

Miner 1: Gawd damn, I don did run inna sum uh day banded jasper up der dontcha know.
Miner 2: oh yeah ubetcha, it damn near kills us tur have it aroun here eh?
Miner 3: are ya talkin abou banded Jasper der? Fuck dat eh. Don need none of day round here.
Miner 1: oh yeah, ubetcha

by Up north Minnesotan September 1, 2019

Max-Jasper

A perfect husband, he’s nice, caring, very smart and handsome. The most lovable person you’ll ever meet! This word is mostly

used in the love language.

That guy is so nice! He’s such a Max-Jasper! I wish I could marry him.

by Rita Lynn November 22, 2021