by MagiMark April 07, 2017
the continuous practice of introverted geniuses that always claim to know nothing and be clueless while consistently claiming glory as the top performer on any academic exam
*Before Test*
Pete: How do you feel about the upcoming midterm?
Irene: I don’t know anything I’m terrified I’m going to fail
Pete: You always say that and get the top score
Irene: Nah nah nah I actually know nothing I’ll get the worst score
*After Test*
Pete: So how’d that exam go for you?
Irene: I did ok
Pete: Oh how’d it go? I got a 82 so I’m pretty happy
Irene: Just a 96
Pete: *sighs* …. the top score? ugh classic irene-ism
Pete: How do you feel about the upcoming midterm?
Irene: I don’t know anything I’m terrified I’m going to fail
Pete: You always say that and get the top score
Irene: Nah nah nah I actually know nothing I’ll get the worst score
*After Test*
Pete: So how’d that exam go for you?
Irene: I did ok
Pete: Oh how’d it go? I got a 82 so I’m pretty happy
Irene: Just a 96
Pete: *sighs* …. the top score? ugh classic irene-ism
by keshmaster April 26, 2022
1. The act of being self-involved and detattched from reality
2. Acting delusional about a situation that is ones own fault
see also Narcicism and/or Schizophrenia
2. Acting delusional about a situation that is ones own fault
see also Narcicism and/or Schizophrenia
by PalahniukLover December 31, 2011
A religious group where they all gather in the church to praise Asahi. Some of the activities in this religion are practicing shyness, putting their hair in buns, and growing facial hair. People who follow this religion believe the only way to become perfect in body and in spirit is to resemble their lord.
Person 1: Is that Jesus himself?
Person 2: No that’s Asahi! The god of AsahiAzumane-ism!!
Person 1: I want to follow that religion!
Person 2: No that’s Asahi! The god of AsahiAzumane-ism!!
Person 1: I want to follow that religion!
by Kuroosphatbussy November 11, 2020
A way of life for recently broken men. This way consist of not trusting women, becoming toxic towards women, as well as losing emotional attachment to women. These teachings are named after Future (or Lord Future), a rapper that was the first to be broken by the female gender.
“Yo did you cheat on your girl? Why?”
“Cause I didn’t wanna get too comfortable bro. Gotta stick to my future-ism”
“Cause I didn’t wanna get too comfortable bro. Gotta stick to my future-ism”
by neverforget_410 March 31, 2021
My sister said “since were going to Washington State, will we see the White House?”
She just said a Stephanie-ism
She just said a Stephanie-ism
by Stephanism December 25, 2020
The characteristics of being a hoe. It is usually seen as having an unsatiable craving of cock, perpetrating the act of sending nudes which have your face in them and having a shrill, squeaky voice usually associated with the students of Naparima Girls High School
by Suck my coco December 15, 2016