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Internet Thug

Assholes who dont have the courage to step to you in person, but instead they threaten you or talk shit to you online.
That bitch Carrie is such an internet thug, she sent me an email saying she was gone kick my ass but when I see her in person she wouldnt't even look my way!
by PrettyDelicious August 1, 2009
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wwebsite as on the internet

To commit a fail of such a gargantuan degree, a scope that can not be defined using human terms. First made popular by such failure from Ocean Marketing, as published by Penny Arcade.
Son Im 38 I wwebsite as on the internet when you were a sperm in your daddys balls and before it was the internet, thanks for the welcome to message wurd up.
by Dodger of Zion December 30, 2011
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internet worship

when you encounter the work of a certain band, athelete, celebrity, fauxlebrity, or anybody of the sort that you take to and scour the internet for more work or information from this gripping personality. Checking their twitter, looking on their non-micro blogs, checking out photos, wikipedia page, myspace, and youtube videos. Also known as stalking by internet.
Dude 1 (After watching transformers)- Before I fapped off to her, I totally practiced internet worship on Megan Fox. I went all over youtube and google images and read her wikipedia page and all that shit before I passed out wanking to her FHM shoot.

Dude 2- Yo sounds cool. Promise me you want stalk her and/or murder and rape anybody as a product of the stalking.

Dude 1- All best are off bro, I'm high on internet worship.
by el hombre 123 June 27, 2009
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internetainers

The mash-up between "internet" and "entertainers" to describe the job of YouTubers Rhett and Link.
Person #1: "Hey, you' ve got to check out theses internetainers"
Person #2: "Who?! What?!"
Person #1: "Amazing people from the internet named Rhett and Link"
by Randler Beast November 19, 2015
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sky internet

sky internet fiber is slower than aol ffs
by CalTheTroll July 8, 2017
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Internet Activist

Someone who hopelessly devotes all their time to improving major websites. Their normal lives will be uneventful, working 25 hours a week at a local pet shop. Do not be fooled. This person will typically love special interest forums and Wikipedia.
Person 1: Whats up with Bob? He's become such an internet activist lately.

Person 2: Yeah, I know. Yesterday he answered 208 questions on yahoo, then searched Wikipedia to see if anyone fucked with Obama's page.
by Gamblingman84 September 29, 2011
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Internet Flirter

A teenage girl who always leaves flirty status/picture/general comments on guys' myspace, facebooks, etc. using flirtatious language, which actually turns out to sound really stupid
Picture comment of hot guy examples:

yerrcute(:
omggs hella cute:)
yewww shoulddd text meee sometime(;
dammnn boy, you is hella handsomeee
your cute (:
ur

Profile comments on MySpace:

heyy(: I'm Britneyyyyy whats yourname:)?
heyyycutie:) sup?
yoursupercuteXD whats up?(:

etc. etc. etc.

An extremely overly used picture comment often used on hot emo myspace whores:

your cute(:

you will see about 50 on any hot myspace whore's image comments. Anyone who uses these excessively is considered an internet flirter.
by Anna! =) November 26, 2009
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