Illest

A coined term by Filipinos to describe something that is very cool and enjoyable to the masses of other Filipinos and can also cause a bit of jealousy between them.

Manny's car is the illest and it's making me so jealous that I want to steal his Rota Wheels and smoke my vape to the max!

by Axle Foliage December 31, 2013

Illegitimate Arse Cancer

A silent fart so rancid it is worthy of being deemed illegal and punishable by expulsion from a room.

Dude, that is the worse case of illegitimate arse cancer I have ever smelt. Leave now.

by rudiruu August 8, 2009

Illegal Wanking

When you're giving yourself the old hand/schlong, your mom walks in the door to your room.

*Tap-Tap-Tap-Tap*
Timmy: "O YEAH I'M SO AWESOME!"
(Door opens)
Mom: "TIMMY WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?"
Timmy: "I'M FIXING MY JEANS MOM!"
Dad: "Son, that's some illegal wanking"

by "P Nizzle" February 16, 2010

Illarion

A free online MMORPG that claims to be more then it is. forces users to give up all rights and liberties as users in order to "play" in a world created solely by the staff and puppetry they create. Claims to enforce roleplaying, but the only real roleplaying is sex between fantasy characters, A game designed for elitists with no life and way too much time on their hands. Has nothing to do with the Illiad.

Guy: Hey wanna play illarion?
Other Guy: I'd rather gouge my eyes out with a spoon and play a real mmorpg.

by Shinzah March 23, 2009

illegal

Against the law.
Can put you in jail.

I am underage, therefore illegal to any being over 18 years old. Sickos.

by anne on a moose February 23, 2007

Illegularity

Things that are illegal ; a more profound way to say 'illegal things'.

We shouldn't do illegularity - it's simply not worth it!

We are law-abiding citizens, we don't do the illegularities.

by RYCHALICE December 20, 2017

illest minute

expression meaning "The longest time"

"Dawg, you went to that summer camp for the illest minute!"

by Zomar September 6, 2005