Humbeled

when a guy helps you out or leads you in the right direction only you don't see it for what it is until much later.

"That was uncool for him to up and leave like he did, but looking back on things now it was the best thing he could've done for both of us because now we have a real chance. Yeah, I was humbeled by his foresight"

humstun

by you just got licked January 9, 2011

hummerbird

Someone who flits from sexual partner to sexual partner, performing oral sex on each of them.

The men were upset when the hummerbird didn't show up last night - they couldn't have an oral orgy without one.

by JKay September 8, 2012

Hummer

A Military styled 'SUV type' vehicle for everyday roads (unfortunately), which functions as an ego-booster for people who seek to intimidate other drivers by appearing to be big, tough MILITARY types. They usually appear wider and more 'bulletbroof' than most regular 'SUV's.

ANNOYED DRIVER TO A HUMMER-DRIVING HOTSHOT: Hey there wannabe soldier!, go buy yourself a TANK and go to war!. That'll show 'em how big of a man you are!

by Space Demon-69M December 11, 2015

humbernugget

A collective term for ordering over 20 chicken nuggets from McDonald's.

"Wow man, you're going to go for the humbernugget aren't you?"
"Yes my dude, I'm going to nug it up."

by pennytraitor June 7, 2017

Humething

n; the perfect gender neutral term to use for all people...humething. Our goal is to make the use of the word m*n in the English language ILLEGAL. Our belief is this term will make all feel safe and included...except the men.

I am a humething, not a hum*n being.

by 6ixtynin3 September 18, 2018

hummersknott

This school is an absolute shit hole riddled with lesbians the school is full of horrible bitchy girls most the teachers are nonces and touch up kids Mr kelvey brown was the biggest nonce there but he left last year hummersknot always threaten to have fights with Carmel which never actually happen the head teacher is an absolute mad man if your thinking of sending your kids here be prepared for them to become a drug dealer

Dave: oh my dealer went to hummersknott

by Rosie ward November 7, 2020

Hummer guy

The Owner of Aurora Resupply of cocaine

Don't you know Hummer guy is the Owner of Aurora Resupply?

by Softyi April 29, 2021