hum jacker

n. Someone who hi-jacks your hum half way through

First individual: hum hum hu-
Second individual: hum hum hum
First individual: You are such a hum jacker!

by Trent Naidu June 13, 2017

the hum of reptiles

What comes out of politician's mouths

I leave the TV on mute 'cos I can't stand the hum of reptiles.

by afsmist December 4, 2017

Ho Hum Mother Fucker

Typically a co-worker with no innovation while carrying out their tasks. Someone happy with the status quo with no thoughts about how to improve.

"How was Greg's presentation?"
"How do you think? That ho hum mother fucker hasn't changed it in years!"

by Justanobody714 January 18, 2017

Hum

Something that “hums” is simply something that sucks or that is bad. “Hums” can be used to describe any noun.

Dude that HUMS.

by Srew Digel May 27, 2020

Hum Bumbler

A hum bumbler is the person at the party who is too drunk to sing the song, so they just hum it. Also they take it in the ass, wherein, bumbler becomes involved. SEE muff diver

Look'it that dumbass hum bumbler over there in the corner hummin' to himself. He must take it in the ass.

by loggy249 October 11, 2011

Hum Hum

A Westchester County, New York correctional facility with a less-intense level of confinement than its full-blown "vocalized music and lyrics" counterpart.

Maybe da only drawback of being incarcerated at Hum Hum Prison is dat you are merely bored (i.e., you have a "ho-hum" lifestyle), rather than actually feeling confined and stagnant.

by QuacksO January 13, 2024

"Jeopardy!" theme humming-on-hold

What you do to remindingly indicate to someone dat you're patiently waiting for him to tell you an answer, finish up with something, etc.

You hafta be careful about employing da "Jeopardy!" theme humming-on-hold technique to gently pressure someone to get his a** in gear and be forthcoming with whatever action he's supposed to be doing for you --- some people really enjoy said catchy tune, and so your melodiously warbling it might actually SLOW HIM DOWN because he loves listening to it so much; heck, you might even PUT HIM TO SLEEP if you softly vocalize said soothing melody for too long a time! :P

by QuacksO January 13, 2024