Tree hopper

A person who hides up on the branches of trees and jumps down to grope, fondle, or molest an unsuspecting passer by.

The tree hopper Man hiding in tree hops out in front of girl walking by and opens up his trench coat and screams touch my one eyed snake. Closes his trench coat quickly runs to her fondled her breasts and runs away.

Also known as bush jumper

by Lilletneezy August 6, 2010

Homer

A blind Greek poet and storyteller.

The Odyssey is one of the famous classic works by Homer.

by Whip em Out Whenever August 14, 2003

homoerotica

A form of erotica (sensual romantic situations) that occurs between people of the same sex, especially in the case of a same-sex couple. Homoerotica can be used to refer to lesbian or gay male erotica, but it usually refers to gay male erotic situations.

Homoerotica:

Jonathan's breath was taken away as he looked at David's naked body. The rosiness of his fair skin, the taut, pink buds that adorned his bosom, his supple haunches trembling sensually, and the softness of his sex between his thighs, Jonathan gasped with desire and love as he embraced his beloved. David almost sobbed with joy as he rested his face against Jonathan's shoulder, savoring the soft thicket of hair on his lover's breast.

by Lorelili December 20, 2006

Homer Simpson

The pioneer of spontaneous and stupid humor, known for such amazing buisnesses as Mr. Plow and CompuGlobalHyperMegaNet. Worshiped by many and responsible for happiness the world over.

Homer Simpson is the greatest man alive.

by Bo Diddly August 27, 2004

Homeresque

In the style or manner of, or resembling the lamebrained antics of Homer Jay Simpson. Clumsy, ignorant and prone to sudden bouts of rage.

His homeresque behavior makes Tim quite unpopular at work, but he sure was the life of the party last night!

by Resedo August 4, 2009

Boy Hopper

n. a girl who dates multiple boys in the same group at different times. She usually is never single for more than a week because once one relationship ends, she just goes out with whoever is next in line.

Dude, did you hear that Kristina went out with Sam two days after breaking up with Moe? And before that, she dated Drew, Harry, and Jack! Man... she's such a boy hopper!

by kk4444 December 14, 2010

house hopper

Going from place to place to see your booty calls, usually a person who is playing the field.

Mary is a house hopper, she went to a party at Fred's house and made out with him, she then went to Joe's house to 'sleep', woke up and went to breakfast with Johnny.

by Tropical Pooty Tang October 6, 2006