homeless romantic

Homeless romantic

fantasizing becoming homeless

people who are homeless romantics are probably huge dream kinnies or a dream stan idk

person A: "why the fuck would you want to be homeless?"
person B: "to fulfill my homeless romantic fantasies"
person A: "wait isn't it hopeless romantic?"
person B: "how fucking dare you compare those two homeless romantic is definitely better"
person A: "i don't even want to ask"

by candula July 10, 2021

Homeless Invasion: Stage III

The final stage of the Homeless Invasion.
After you've defeated stage II, little tiny gay homeless people will invade your house and crawl up your ass. They can only be killed with hotdog water because it tastes like shit and they cannot handle it.

Alex: You done..?
Tony: Almost, the final stage is coming, Homeless Invasion: Stage III. there's tiny homeless people who wanna crawl up my ass coming soon, then you can come over.
Alex: I'm starting to think you're insane.

by Mr. RL May 20, 2022

homeless camp cum dumpster katie

A girl who. Is so fat and nasty she can only find a guy to have sex with at a homeless camp

That girl is just a homeless camp cum dumpster katie.

by A real Karen August 5, 2023

HomelessDukk

HomelessDukk- a homeless duck, who is an absolute sweetheart, who is also absolutely amazing, and hes pretty cool!! <33

"Hey have you talked to HomelessDukk?"

"no- but he sounds like such a cool guy"
"he is fr"

by Sojin June 5, 2023

Homeless Hair

Someone with hair so long and uncared for that it makes them look homeless

Hey, look over there it's Ethan and his homeless hair

by The most special special June 26, 2023

san hopless

Nickname for San Jose California when shit aunt crackin.

It's hopeless in San Hopless my ninja. They got rippers tho.

by Mr. Erfworm May 15, 2016

let’s be homeless

“Let’s be homeless” A phrase you say when you try to say you can do a lot on streets

“Come on, You’re not staying here! Let’s be homeless!”

by R3ealD3al June 28, 2019