homerowed

The act of beating some one with a keyboard. made famous by attack of the show. This refers to the home row keys, asdfjkl;.

Get in the kitchen and make me some pie now or im gunna unplug mah keyboard and home row you. oh and mom can i have your credit card #

by Puppetpallmich May 22, 2005

Homerun

Either to:
1. Fuck a girl while walking somewhere
2. Fuck a random girl on the way to her house
3. Fuck a girl so hard it takes an hour for the cum to leak back out

Johnny was giving Mary a homerun on the way back from the bar.

by Harry Toba February 3, 2014

homer simpson

The fat stupid cop from the show Police Cops.

"Uh-oh Spaghetti-o's!" - Homer Simpson

by Mister Ignorant April 30, 2004

Homer Simpson

The act of wanting to eat after sex.

*private business in room*
guy: oh man, i could go for a sandwich right now
girl: you're such a homer simpson.

by [e-mail] December 9, 2008

Homer Simpson Glue Money

Having so much money you can spend it on extremely frivolous items. In reference to a 2 centimeter bulb of dried glue that sold on eBay for $237,000 because it looked like Homer Simpson.

Why is the thermostat set at 70? What kinda cash do you kids think I make, Homer Simpson Glue Money?

Look at those rims! That Lil' Wayne must be making Homer Simpson Glue Money!

by Kurogane83 March 13, 2012

homerun bitch

A chick you meet on the first night that goes all the way with you can be for a one night stand or longer

Nick is a total bad ass he found a homerun bitch last night at the club.

by snconnection September 7, 2013

homeskillet

A really close and frequent friend.

"Tell homeskillet to fire up the bar-b-q, I'll be home in a minute.

by Kelly Burkett September 22, 2005