Hitman

slang for a homosexual male who is paid by his female friends to molest their cheating boyfriends

Guy 1: Dude, are you alright? You're really pale.
Guy 2: No man, I just found out my ex hired a hitman to butt rape me, he's searching for me as we speak.
Guy 1: That sucks...

by SigurJ February 5, 2009

Hitalick

The infamous drug dealer who is currently running the eastern texas area. Roach niggas know which streets to avoid as to not be seen by the infamous Hitalick, for they know when Hitalick finds crackheads on his territory he feeds them with ecstasy until they die a long sweaty death. He received a large sum of money from the government for tipping them off on the whereabouts of Osama Bin Laden. He is a True Hero Under God. 6142, Turn Up.

Fuck that you go up to the door, I'm not tryna get Hitalick'd

by MrBusiness February 11, 2013

Hizanyous

Hizanyous is a cross between zany and hilarious, and can be reffered to something which is funny but strange. And was ultimately created by Mindwell in car going to beach.

"That dead parakeet was hizanyous." Said Larry.

And poof! The bird disappeared. . .
And Jordan appeared!

by oliv and em em January 2, 2005

hizzacked

What happened to Paris Hilton's T-Mobile Sidekick, therefore leading to the internet display of her personal notebook, address book (with numerous celeb's numbers), and a buttload of pics. (they were all of her, OF COURSE).

guy: hey, did you hear what happened to Paris Hilton?
chick: yeah, her sidekick got hizzacked, so everyone saw the nude pics of her kissing some girl.

by cage_fighter February 20, 2005

Hitlage

Anything about, of or pertaining to Hitler.

Al: Anything good on TV?
Bob: Wrestling, or some WW2 documentary.
Al: Hitlage?
Bob: No, it's looking at the American home front.

by historaeian January 19, 2010

HITAN

democracy in Heaven,
--goal is to overthrow the CREATOR and install democracy in Heaven

The CREATOR, a loving GOD or evil DICTATOR?

Torture and murder of millions of his opponents, Who does this sound like?
1) the flood -- wipe out mankind ( est. 50,000 dead )except for roughly 10 people
2) Sodom and Gomorrah -- made it rain sulphur and fire upon the cities ( est. 5,000 dead )
3) death -- God has allow mankind to continue to suffer and die from the beginning ( est. 6,000,000,000 dead )
and that is only of some of the crimes that the bible details.

The Creator is no better than most dictators like Hilter, Saddam, Kim Jong-il, Muammar al-Qaddafi , ect.....

HITAN revolution will one day overthrow the CREATOR.

by Brian W. Kuervers January 17, 2008

hemorrhoid hitman

A Cruiser on the chocolate freeway; Bum Jolly.

My accountant is a hemorrhoid hitman on the Hershey Highway.

by Ian Chode April 4, 2003