A hipster lives off of coffee. He or she is like a mystery that you really want to uncover. Male hipsters look like Fancy lumberjacks (sometimes with man buns) Female hipsters wear over sized sweaters, combat boots, messy buns or complicated braids and nerd glasses. Everyone secretly wants to be a hipster.
by weathergirl December 27, 2015
Get the Hipster mug.based on observation it is a person, generally white, anywhere from their early 20s to 40s that has come "slumming" back into the inner city because its now cool to come back into the "neighborhood" (another way of saying its safe for androgynous white people), most likely via a bicycle, to show everyone how cool they are by practically all wearing the same square rim glasses and pants so tight their testicles (or ovaries) are literally split in half. this is perhaps why most of them are complete assholes.
casual onlooker 1: Is that guy alright?
casual onlooker 2: which guy?
casual onlooker 1: The anorexic looking one.
casual onlooker 2: who?
casual onlooker 1: That guy (pointing)...the one on the schwinn roadster with the square rim glasses...dear god it looks like he's got a testicle in each pant pocket.
casual onlooker 2: that's a guy?
casual onlooker 1: i think he's one of those "hipsters"?
casual onlooker 2: which guy?
casual onlooker 1: The anorexic looking one.
casual onlooker 2: who?
casual onlooker 1: That guy (pointing)...the one on the schwinn roadster with the square rim glasses...dear god it looks like he's got a testicle in each pant pocket.
casual onlooker 2: that's a guy?
casual onlooker 1: i think he's one of those "hipsters"?
by imsonotcoolitsridiculous May 9, 2014
Get the Hipster mug.Mouthy, know nothing douche' bags, with no morals, who espouse their own superiority while decrying any class systems they think they encounter. They think money is boring, and reactionary, and should be redistributed, but are they willing to pay big bucks for a 40 year old hat, like the one that grandma tried to give them lat week.
After all, if it didn't come from their local version of, 'Retro Sheik', it's just not the same.
Many are sexually ambivalent, but in a hip way, not a sleazy, cloying way.
Hipsters generally think Obama is the Savior, think Cheney is Satan.
But they'll would turn on each other in .68 seconds if / when the Zombie Apocalypse happens.
After all, if it didn't come from their local version of, 'Retro Sheik', it's just not the same.
Many are sexually ambivalent, but in a hip way, not a sleazy, cloying way.
Hipsters generally think Obama is the Savior, think Cheney is Satan.
But they'll would turn on each other in .68 seconds if / when the Zombie Apocalypse happens.
Overheard Hipster dialogue,
"Yo Jack, wasn't that Sasha, driving by, with Davey, in his '78 Volvo?!"
"...whatevs I'm not salty, that queen nixed me, digs him, but I don't feel capped, I'm with his ex, Charlie."
"...dude, or chick?"
"...would it matter?"
"...not to me pops."
"Yo Jack, wasn't that Sasha, driving by, with Davey, in his '78 Volvo?!"
"...whatevs I'm not salty, that queen nixed me, digs him, but I don't feel capped, I'm with his ex, Charlie."
"...dude, or chick?"
"...would it matter?"
"...not to me pops."
by Schteveo October 17, 2014
Get the Hipster mug.by Skitten October 4, 2005
Get the Hipster mug.Pretentious, pseudo-intellectuals generally sporting thick-rimmed glasses and some stupid plaid shirt they purchased at Urban Outfitters. Generally, they own flickr accounts with all of their flat, generic pictures on them and try to pass themselves off as artists despite the fact they probably only know how to use a point and shoot. They listen to non-conformist indie music that usually includes meaningless lyrical content, poor vocals, and monotonous tones. They also partake in said non-conformist bands, over estimating their musical talents as they do all their other art forms.
The elusive hipsters in their natural habitat:
Claude: Omg let's go up to Williamsburg and go buy some ironic fashions at the flea market. Isn't it cool that we're 19-years-old and wear old people sweaters?
Felix: Yeah and then we can go back to my house and listen to Passion Pit!
Claude: Omg let's go up to Williamsburg and go buy some ironic fashions at the flea market. Isn't it cool that we're 19-years-old and wear old people sweaters?
Felix: Yeah and then we can go back to my house and listen to Passion Pit!
by Bitter_ass_bitch June 17, 2010
Get the Hipster mug.Girl: I just joined tumblr, now I want floral shorts and a crop top.
Girl 2: me too! we're so hipster.
Girl 1: shall we go take pictures and make a triangle sign with our hands?
Girl 2: and then lay of the floor on top of coffee tables?
Girl 1: yes, and upload them to tumblr and get tons of notes!
Girl 2: me too! we're so hipster.
Girl 1: shall we go take pictures and make a triangle sign with our hands?
Girl 2: and then lay of the floor on top of coffee tables?
Girl 1: yes, and upload them to tumblr and get tons of notes!
by thathipsterindie August 1, 2011
Get the Hipster mug.A person who is usually a teenager to somebody in their 20s, and often going to college at places such as UC Davis and San Francisco State. They usually like "indie music" and alternative music, often like to ride fixies, and when something they enjoyed goes "in" then they get frustrated because they hate being apart of the mainstream. They think they're above everybody else because they're different
when it's really just ironic because they're belonging to a group by being a hipster in the first place, which defeats the purpose they have to not be mainstream.
They often shop at thrift stores, like bands like arcade fire, but they won an award so I guess they're not "cool" anymore because they're mainstream. They spend a ton of money to look like hobos basically from going to thrift stores.
They wear oldass clothes to look "trendy".
They are often found all over San Francisco.
Their music often defines them.
Basically, they are going out of their way just to look different because different=cool
when it's really just ironic because they're belonging to a group by being a hipster in the first place, which defeats the purpose they have to not be mainstream.
They often shop at thrift stores, like bands like arcade fire, but they won an award so I guess they're not "cool" anymore because they're mainstream. They spend a ton of money to look like hobos basically from going to thrift stores.
They wear oldass clothes to look "trendy".
They are often found all over San Francisco.
Their music often defines them.
Basically, they are going out of their way just to look different because different=cool
"Angelica Mercedes is such a hipster. She purposely tries to be different to be cool, but its sad because they are so many Goddamn hipsters in this school that being a hipster is mainstream"
by Cody Powers November 23, 2011
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