Thought I was good last night but now I’m hearing that I broke into a zoo? Must’ve been sneaky hammered.
by Schutts ballsack May 22, 2021
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When you're so stoned that you can't come up with the word, "Stoned" and accept that you're SO STONED that you are in fact, WEED HAMMERED!!
Bro 1: "Dude, that last hit really put me over the edge...I can't describe how I feel!"
Bro 2: "Damn bro, you're totally weed hammered!"
Bro 2: "Damn bro, you're totally weed hammered!"
by Mister_Christer February 1, 2023
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"Haha well I wouldn't have done it if I wasn't half-past hammered!"
"Haha well I wouldn't have done it if I wasn't half-past hammered!"
by thekentuckykid August 23, 2011
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Did you see that girl walk into class late? Ya, she looked like a bag of hammered assholes.
Bro, how late did you stay up last night? You look like a bag of hammered assholes.
Bro, how late did you stay up last night? You look like a bag of hammered assholes.
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