haberdashery

(n.) A noun relating to foolish and absurd acts often committed in a social setting, but may occur in private as well. While the origin of these shenanigans dates back to traveling salesmen selling men’s clothing in 17th century England, over time it has become more widely used to describe the aforementioned types of acts. Alcoholic beverages are a popular catalyst to the occurrence of such foolishness.
See also the synonyms: tomfoolery, hooliganism, and buffoonery
Common misspellings include: "haberdashary", "habardashery", and "fred"

The woman scoffed, but knew her fiancé’s drunken haberdashery would be limited to the night of his bachelor party only.
or
What is the meaning of this haberdashery?!?

by e. trujillo and e. orme July 23, 2008

Hebro

Black Jews. Combination of "Hebrew" and "bro"

Josh is a Hebro.

by Cyber Ghost March 10, 2004

Haberdasher

1. An insecure woman who usually rejects or ignores societal norms and men.
2. A straight, single, celibate woman that travels with a large shoulder bag.
3. Most comfortable in a white t-shirt and jeans, preferable shoeless.

Michelle: "That haberdasher sure knows how to rock tennis shoes, a hoodie and a hat."

Jack: "The heartbroken haberdasher was hit in the heart and head by a heartless hipster."

Sierra: "Let's get sushi, it's what all the cool haberdashers are doing these days.'' "I want more ginger!"

Erik: "I wish I could be a hip haberdasher, too. Well, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em."

by Pennywinkle8 March 25, 2013

Heder

Last name of the dude who played Napoleon in Napoleon Dynamite.

Go see this movie now.

by The All-Knower December 27, 2004

Mexican Haberdasher

1)When a person has terrible clothing or a bad sence of style.

2)A person who sells cheap articals of clothing.

3)A dirty mexican

"did you see that Mexican Haberdasher back there?"

"yes his clothers where queit bad and he was all dirty and smelly"

by ldihg October 5, 2009

Heberlein

A crazy awesome last name. Part of the Heberlein legacy. pretty much the coolest man and most respectable to ever walk this earth

Abby-Hey, that guy was pretty cool
Megan-Ya his last name was Heberlein
Abby-Oooo that makes perfect sense!

by crazyman10 December 11, 2010

Hebrasian

A person of Asian and Jewish descent

Ari Chang is a Hebrasian-American...his mother is Jewish and his father is Chinese

by Echai October 4, 2006