hawaii

The end result of a huge bowel movement. Like the island of Hawaii, it has built up from the bottom of the toilet bowl to crest above the water, creating an island of poop.

After eating those killer nachos, I laid some mad heat in the toilet and I totally hawaii'd.

by Bennjogami January 7, 2015

sammy hagar

Sammy Hagar is the mediocre, b-list singer that was the "replacement" singer of Van Halen. He neutered Van Halen from the best hard rock band in the world to Journey meets Chicago. Since parting ways with Van Halen and Van Halen went back to their hard rock roots, Hagar has been the jealous ex-girlfriend. Even though he's a b-list act he's pretty much the Guy Fieri of the music world with his horrible outfits and constant need for attention. He's more famous for his Jimmy Buffet sideshow act than his actual music career. "Hot for Van Halen" is rumored to be the name of his next album.

Don't be a Sammy Hagar.

by C-Dub16 December 5, 2015

Sammy Hagar

Sammy Hagar is the American singer best known for his disastrous run as the singer for the band Van Halen. Hagar took over for the legendary Diamond David Lee Roth when he was offered the gig by a depressed and despondent Eddie Van Halen who was having difficulty dealing with Roths departure. Over the course of several years Hagar took Van Halen from being the biggest band in the world to opening for Bon Jovi. The music was so poor the general public refused to call the band by their name, referring to them instead as Van Hagar. This subsequently led to them becoming a punchline for David Spade. Hagar is also known for his grotesque troll like features and slovenly stage attire usually consisting of crocs, jams, and dirty tee shirts. Hagar briefly acted in the lord of the rings trilogy where he was a stand in for many of the characters from middle earth. Hagar has suffered from well documented bouts of psychosis during which he actually believes he was as big as van halen alone. Hagar currently can be found cooking and eating food, lying about Van Halen or appearing at different rib fests around the country. Hagar has been in a relationship with American guitarist Vic Johnson for the past several years.

"Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll"-David Lee Roth

by JohnnyEEAS July 25, 2016

Hawaii pipeline

When a girl puts icy hot on her vagina without telling the guy and his penis becomes very hot.

Oh Sally this feels so goooood " what the he**" what did you do it feels like a damn Hawaii pipeline?. Sorry I forgot to tell you I put icy hot on.

by 1101 pit bull August 28, 2015

paint hawaii

To ejaculate on someone, frequently used in combination with a body part.

Yo I want to paint hawaii on her face!

by henry xxx August 18, 2007

Ariarna Hakaraia

Co-founder of legendary folk/rock band "Folkin 'A". A stone fox who has been likened to a female version of Julian Casablancas.

As seen on the cover of Famous Twins Magazine

by haha February 4, 2004

hawariaw

he is a great friend that will stick with you no matter what. He doesn't give a shit about anyone and anything. He is short tempered. He is a all around nice guy and will get a very beautiful woman when the time is right.

Man: That guy is so hawariaw
lady: I know i tried to talk to him but he don't want this pussy

by thatvalidguy23823 November 13, 2020