Humbler

A form of cock and ball torture where a chord is formed into a lasso and looped around a man's nut sack while the other end is tied around the feet. Every time the man kicks the lasso tightens causing immense pain.

Matt - "Gabe you should totally tie that ethernet cable around your balls and give yourself a humbler." Gabe - "Just make sure Michael doesn't hit the brakes to hard I don't want to rip off my nuts!"

by weezy87 June 18, 2015

humble

Noun: a misdemeanor; a criminal offense punishable by less than one year in prison.

Ray got arrested for murder but walked away with a humble.

by Maxwell Demon November 21, 2007

Humble

The word people use when they want to look like they are downplaying an achievement but are actually boasting about it on social media

“I am SO HUMBLED to become this exalted among men!” -Any person on Facebook ever who has just achieved something

“I am SO HUMBLED to graduate as Class President, valedictorian, and swim team captain!” -That asshat who really is a genius but insecure af

by thatasshat March 12, 2019

Harble-Garble

Harble-Garble: pronounced ( Har-ble Gar-ble) the ar makes an rrrrr sound like a pirate, but a pirate before he has hit the rum for the day.

this word will replace motor boating.

it also is the sound you make while performing the act of motor boating

you can do this by saying it really fast over and over again. or to repeat the word while shaking your head side to side in a motor boating motion.

i do think kids will be using this word soon, and remember to harble garble responsibly.

" hello fair maiden, I do declare i am going to Harble-Garble your girls tonight"

"Hey man! i totally Harble-Garble that girl last night"

by TBSF October 14, 2011

hamberders

A type of food served only by President 45 of the United States of America. Unknown origin. Perhaps derived from the town of Idiotville, the town in which the President was born.

“Because of the Shutdown I served them massive amounts of Fast Food (I paid), over 1000 hamberders etc. Within one hour, it was all gone.” POTUS 45

by Donuts Make Me Go-Nuts January 15, 2019

humble pie

when you have to admit you are wrong

Humble Pie tastes like shit!

by electric April 14, 2006

Humble Brag

What every girl on social media does when they want attention.

Humble Brag Example: When girls post half naked selfies on Instagram with a lame caption about “body positivity” and “how far they’ve come”, etc., pretending like the whole point of the pic isn’t to simply get max likes and compliments

by jackieboy88 September 17, 2018