by MadZuul January 06, 2016
A certain individual prone to shouting inappropriate phrases in public settings, such as "fish jizz videos." When intoxicated, a Hag Daddy becomes obsessed with knowing whether or not people hate her, and has been known to demand others to carry her, to no avail.
Did you hear? Hag Daddy loudly referred to me as "Wet Daddy" at the party the other day. You know, now that I think of it, I don't think there was a single person at that party who didn't hear that.
by WetDaddy March 23, 2017
Someone (typically a woman or a gay man) who does not actually rock climb, but loves to hang around the cliffs (or crags). This person may climb a little bit, but is mostly there to watch, ogle, or flirt with other climbers. Crag hags may be friends with the group of climbers, but there are some climbers who find crag hags to be annoying, lame or pretending to be something they're not.
Oh, you haven't met Sandra? She's always out at the Gunks. She doesn't climb much- she's just there to meet climber guys. She's a total crag hag.
by Rockin'Rachel May 14, 2011
by Kit_Kat_0 March 31, 2010
A) A heterosexual male whose social activities primarily revolve around platonic relationships with multiple females and engaging in stereotypically feminine activities with said females. Although rarely exhibiting effeminate behaviors themselves, the hag’s fag is often considered to be “one of the girls” by the social group, and is noteworthy for being the sole male in a clique of all females.
B) A male who ends up becoming a female’s platonic best friend (often a cock tease) in a desperate and quixotic bid to become romantically linked to said female. Typical signs of hag’s-fagship include: withdrawal from everyday social activities to devote more time and energy to the partner, overly-chivalrous, hyper-affectionate, protective, doting, and tacky “romantic comedy” behavior directed at the female partner (i.e. being “the nice guy”), frequent partaking in “dating” activities with the female partner without the prospect of getting laid, delusions that the sexual “promised land” is just around the corner, lying and exaggerating about sexual encounters with the partner to peers, and mistaken beliefs by peers that the hag’s fag and the partner are romantically linked. While hag’s fags may engage in some low-level sexual activities with their partners (petting, handholding, sleepovers, hugging, kissing), these typically tend to be limited to the initial stages of the relationship and rarely progress beyond.
C) Any male who is repeatedly strung along by a female cock tease.
B) A male who ends up becoming a female’s platonic best friend (often a cock tease) in a desperate and quixotic bid to become romantically linked to said female. Typical signs of hag’s-fagship include: withdrawal from everyday social activities to devote more time and energy to the partner, overly-chivalrous, hyper-affectionate, protective, doting, and tacky “romantic comedy” behavior directed at the female partner (i.e. being “the nice guy”), frequent partaking in “dating” activities with the female partner without the prospect of getting laid, delusions that the sexual “promised land” is just around the corner, lying and exaggerating about sexual encounters with the partner to peers, and mistaken beliefs by peers that the hag’s fag and the partner are romantically linked. While hag’s fags may engage in some low-level sexual activities with their partners (petting, handholding, sleepovers, hugging, kissing), these typically tend to be limited to the initial stages of the relationship and rarely progress beyond.
C) Any male who is repeatedly strung along by a female cock tease.
1. He is such a hag's fag! Does have any male
Friends?
2. I dropped over 100 bucks on that B and she still hasn’t put out. Not even a kiss! Fuck this. I’m definitely not interested in being her hag’s fag.
Friends?
2. I dropped over 100 bucks on that B and she still hasn’t put out. Not even a kiss! Fuck this. I’m definitely not interested in being her hag’s fag.
by Dean_Jungmin May 07, 2012
1.)when a rather large group of ugly obese women join in any kind of meeting to put down all the young hot women in the surrounding area.
2.) when you go to some party that was supposed to be hip and rad but all the women look like festering hags.
2.) when you go to some party that was supposed to be hip and rad but all the women look like festering hags.
1.) Oh jeez, they're getting ready to meet for the tuesday hag fest in the rec hall.
2.)Guy to friends: OMG did you go to Adam's party? It was a total Hag fest!!!! Gross!!!
2.)Guy to friends: OMG did you go to Adam's party? It was a total Hag fest!!!! Gross!!!
by highclassbizzitch June 02, 2010
When a young male trys to go out with a much older woman, usually for the purpose of getting laid or getting money.
johnny: I just asked out that that lady Janice out!
robert: Isnt she about 40?
johnny: yeah, why?
robert: Thats nasty why are you Baggin A Hag?
robert: Isnt she about 40?
johnny: yeah, why?
robert: Thats nasty why are you Baggin A Hag?
by richardskull October 17, 2009