noun
(1) obnoxiously trendy scene kid with bangs that cover his or her eyes
(2) ob"scene" individual with ridiculously cut and teased hair
synonym: whitebelt
(1) obnoxiously trendy scene kid with bangs that cover his or her eyes
(2) ob"scene" individual with ridiculously cut and teased hair
synonym: whitebelt
i guess Whiskey Bar is the new place to be; there were so many haircuts making out with whitebelts last Thursday it wasn't even worth the $1 wells.
by melissa and jordan April 18, 2006
Get the haircut mug.An expression used by chavs to express their hatred for anyone with an IQ higher than 20. Hanging around in groups of at least five, they wait around street corners eating Maccy D's all day until one of them plucks up the courage to shout to a stranger "Get a haircut, hippie!". This will often be followed by any kind of comeback, witty or not, of which the chav will be unable to reply.
by FatMonkeyJuice April 17, 2006
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A popular caucasian men's haircut in the early 90's that got its name from the overall shape of the doo. This haircut did not survive the test of time and is frowned upon today. If you see anyone currently rocking this haircut you might want to give them the memo. There was a brief hybrid version that surfaced about a year later, in which the underbelly of the shroom was shaved. It was popular amongst the alternative and punk kids.
by Geoff (Gimbel) September 27, 2006
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Get the haircutter mug.One of the best possible pranks you can pull on someone who gets too drunk and falls asleep at a party. Various forms are possible but depend largely on the pre-existing haircut, the position the recipient has passed out in, how unconscious they are and the hair cutting devices available.
The classic is the bowl cut - hair above the ears is left untouched, hair below the ears is badly shaved down to about number 2. Ths should ideally be lopsided with a meander at the back of the head for maximum "specialness".
nb. it is a mortal sin to pull this prank on a woman due partly to the fact that all women everywhere will feel such sympathy for her that you will never get laid again, but mostly because women should never, ever have short hair.
The classic is the bowl cut - hair above the ears is left untouched, hair below the ears is badly shaved down to about number 2. Ths should ideally be lopsided with a meander at the back of the head for maximum "specialness".
nb. it is a mortal sin to pull this prank on a woman due partly to the fact that all women everywhere will feel such sympathy for her that you will never get laid again, but mostly because women should never, ever have short hair.
Dude 1: Urgh, where am I? What time is it?
Dude 2: *Laughs uncontrollably*
Dude 1: (touching head) What? Huh? Why's my head shaved? Where's the mirr... A FUCKING SPECIAL NEEDS HAIRCUT??
Dude 2: *Laughs uncontrollably*
Dude 1: (touching head) What? Huh? Why's my head shaved? Where's the mirr... A FUCKING SPECIAL NEEDS HAIRCUT??
by Mr. Cardboard November 6, 2011
Get the special needs haircut mug.A man with a well-coffed haircut that he uses primarily in his function as a salesman. He is always a republican but is just one firing away from the welfare lines. He is waiting for his parents to die so he can quit work and drink scotches for the rest of his life.
by call it as it is January 18, 2005
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