hamster gymnastics

ham•ster gym•nas•tics

/ˈhamstər jimˈnastiks/

1. Going to great lengths to justify, rationalize, or otherwise explain away a wrongdoing or shitty action/behavior

2. A combination of both 'hamstering' and 'mental gymnastics'

My girlfriend cheated on me. She said she had a dream I cheated on her, so her cheating was justified. Except her dream happened the morning after she cheated on me. I'm surprised she didn't strain herself doing those hamster gymnastics.

by TheTallestPsychonaut January 3, 2021

safety gyros

A Greek kebab consumed whilst extremely drunk to prevent a hangover or other ugly consequences

I'm absolutely fucked I'm going for a safety gyros

by tbarty June 12, 2021

Ur mum g@y

a roast that 6 year olds use in roblox

rando: you suck
6 year old: ur mum g@y
rando: suck a toe

by ImInAToasterBath October 11, 2018

gym idiot

Gym member (or more likely someone on free trial) who is more concerned with satisfying his (sometimes her) ego than doing any serious excercise. Will show off by spending ten minutes setting up the heaviest bench-press he can manage only to do one poor-ass set of three reps. Will vie for attention by constantly complaining that the equipment is too easy, despite the fact he is simply doing two a minute on the heaviest setting for a machine.

Damn, another poser gym idiot.

by Gumba Gumba February 23, 2004

Gyrosexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to the colour green.

Gyrosexual Jason: *moan* oh ya. I wanna fuck this cucumber all night long. *slurp*
Fucking Billy: Holy shit guys. That girl with the green hair is so hot. (the green haired girl looks like this: bitly2kcAAO2)

by GyrosexualDegenerate January 21, 2017

Gyrosexual

A gyrosexual is a person who is sexually aroused by the colour green and

MATTHEW!! Stop trying to have hardcore anal with cacti they aren't interested... (sigh) you dumb gyrosexual.

by Greenfeelsgoodinmyass January 22, 2017

Gym Poser

That one person or persons who walk around the gym like they are the incredible hulk,They look at all the ladies and think every woman wants them,They constantly are looking at themselves in the mirror,If they see a guy lifting 20kg weight bar they come along and lift a 120kg weight bar slam it on the floor and walk off like the incredible hulk,They talk real loud and want to be noticed,They usually suffer from roid rage and jealousy and just come across as real arrogant jerks in general

Amatuer Guys at gym:Look at him man he's such a gym poser,

Guys at gym:I know he walks around like he's the friggin incredible hulk

Gym poser:Hey ladies can I help you there

Gym ladies:No we're ok thanks (Gee what a poser just because he's big and muscley he thinks he's in with a chance with us)

Gym poser on the phone to his wife:Arrrrhhh what do ya flippin mean it aint freaking ready yet you wait to I get home bitch and I'll be checking your phone and emails to when I get home

Guys at gym:He's definitely on the roids stupid gym poser,I feel sorry for his mrs when he gets home

by Harry69 March 6, 2011