Punch a Giraffe

The act of being angry at something or someone. Used to describe anger.

I am so mad I could punch a giraffe

by Malachai04 April 16, 2008

Giraffed

To grab a straw with your tongue before sucking your drink up. Usually in a revolting manner.

Person A- Oh my god that is so nasty. Look at the way Amy giraffed that Pepsi!
Person B- I'm not even thirsty anymore.

by fudgepopper November 5, 2010

Giraffeater

A female who enjoys the taste of blood, especially of the animal variety.

Hey A, did you see that girl? She must be from the African wilderness because she was tearing into some guy's throat on the dance floor. She must be a giraffeater.

by PdrugE March 5, 2011

giraffe legs

A girl with long ass legs up to her neck

Dammnnnnn that bitch had them giraffe legs

by Hippiejordy October 14, 2013

Giraffe Bison

The Ratty (Giraffanous bisoneous) is an African even-toed ungulate mammal, the tallest of all land-living animal species, and the largest ruminant.

(Ratty walks into the pub) "shit everyone hide, that fucking cunt of a giraffe bison is here"

by Giraffe Bison poacher June 13, 2008

Baby Giraffe

Very tall, long legged, blonde freckled Dutch women. Can also apply to other northern European women, some Scandinavians.

Passing the group of Dutch women pedaling on bicycles through Amsterdam, Jake exclaimed, "Wow! Look at those legs! The Baby Giraffes are out and about today!)

by Jgs003 October 23, 2011

giraffe

A chick who's neck has an extra two or three vertebrae.

"Ann Coulter, that fuckin' giraffe! She could deep-throat a pack mule!!"

by mcbitty August 18, 2009