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master of the flying guillotine

Possibly one of the Greatest Hong Kong Kung Fu action flics that has ever been made. Features the incredible Jimmy Wang Yu as the One-Armed Boxer Yu Tieh-lun, in the sequel to the movie with the same name, facing off against the blind Ching assassin, Flying Guillotine Fung Cheh Wu Chi; who wields one of the greatest kung fu weapons ever conceived, the flying guillotine (aka: flying beanie hat of death/decapitation). Most notable feature of the this movie being that it actually manages a fairly coherent and cohesive plot. original Chinese title: Du bi quan wang da po xue di zi (1975)
The man frickin walks on the ceilings at will and fights Dhalsim from Street Fighter! What more could you ask for!?!? Your life is not complete without seeing Master of the Flying Guillotine

One Armed Bum: smashes flies on table with his hand One, two, three, four, five, six, seven... I killed seven with one blow! A new record! Hahahahahahahaaa! Hey waiter, bring me some more wine and food, would ya? Hahahaha!
Waiter: after eating, Bum realizes he has no money to pay, gets up and tries to leave What's this? You leaving? Without paying your bill?
One Armed Bum: And, and what if I haven't paid? Do you know who I am, huh?
Waiter: laughs incredulously Who are ya?
One Armed Bum: slaps waiter's hand Godammit! You don't know who I am? You never heard of me? Well, listen: Listen all of you! I happen to be the "One Armed Boxer!" See that? I killed seven! That should be enough for you! Yeah, I killed seven with one blow! Did you ever hear of anyone doing that?
small crowd gathers
Waiter: Alright, where are the seven men you killed then?
One Armed Bum: Well, they weren't exactly men... they were flies!
everyone laughs
Fung Sheng Wu Chi: Fung Sheng Wu Chi throws flying guillotine at One Armed Bum, decapitating him. Everyone panics and runs. Fung Sheng approaches waiter Was he the One Armed Boxer?
Waiter: He wasn't the One Armed Boxer! He was just a bum!
waiter leaves
Fung Sheng Wu Chi: I don't care who he was. I plan to kill every one armed man I come across here.
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guilty as fuck

In Scotland if you end up in court and are found guilty there are three possible outcomes that people perceive you to be:

Guilty
Fucking guilty
Guilty as fuck

These are in increasing order of severety.
Larry - I think he's innocent.
Jerry - Get away - the mans as guilty as fuck! The very least is that he's fucking guilty.
by Tom_NZ April 5, 2007
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guild jumper

Noun. Someone who jumps from one player organization in a game to another organization repeatedly within a short period of time.
Blacktoe is such a guild jumper, he joined and left five guilds within a two month's time frame.
by stupidroro February 10, 2010
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guilpy

Feeling simultaneously happy and guilty about something. Applies only to non malicious forms of guilt.
You're saying goodbye to your boyfriend and he misses his flight. You feel so guilpy, that is you feel partially responsible but happy for the extra time that you will gain together.
by ChaRlie aRcher giRl July 8, 2014
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Guilt Work

Doing something for someone for the sole purpose of using it to guilt them later. Commonly done by mothers.
"My wife and I got in a argument, now she wants to do my chores."
"BROO don't let her shes trynna do some guilt work.
by MemeSuply4Real August 25, 2017
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garden guilt

The guilt one feels about doing, or not doing work in his or her garden on a beautiful day.
My wife feels garden guilt when she is inside on a beautiful day and wants to be working in her flower garden.
My wife also feels garden guilt after she has enjoyed time working in her flower garden, but realizes she has put off doing other things.
by drhominidae April 11, 2010
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orbiter guild

orbiter guild /ˈɔ rbɪtər ɡɪld / : an internet guild comprised of orbiters leashed to the whims and approval of an egirl. One will find the guild has a female in charge, and she so happens to be the only female in the roster because the others were rejected or forced out on the basis of egirl jealousy. Has more drama than the Royal Shakespeare Company.
There was one but not only is it not a /vg/ guild anymore it is also just a failed orbiter guild
by AnonymousSC2 June 19, 2018
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