Gooching

Chafing on the gooch caused by tight clothes. Usually associated with a low sperm count.

Josh enjoys wearing tight underwear so much, that he has learned to accept the gooching and lower sperm count that comes with it.

by MadTownC15 September 17, 2012

Gooch

Verb (used with object)
1. to have sexual intercourse with.

2. Slang . to treat unfairly or harshly.

Verb (used without object)
3. to have sexual intercourse.

4. Slang . to meddle (usually followed by around or with ).
Interjection
5. Slang . (used to express anger, disgust, peremptory rejection, etc., often followed by a pronoun, as you or it.)
Noun
6. an act of sex

7. a partner in sex
8. Slang . a person, especially one who is annoying or contemptible. (usually followed by hole or head)
Verb Phrases
9. Gooch around , Slang .
a. to behave in a frivolous or meddlesome way.

b. to engage in promiscuous sex.

10. Gooch off , Slang .

a. to shirk one's duty; malinger.

b. go away: used as an exclamation of impatience.

c. to waste time.

11. Gooch up, Slang .

a. to bungle or botch; ruin.

b. to act stupidly or carelessly; cause trouble; mess up.
Idioms
18. give a gooch , Slang . to care; be concerned (usually used in the negative):

Girl 1: "I'm gooch'd off, my boyfriend almost came in my face"
Girl 2: "He almost gooch'd you. I got gooch'd once, and I'm never taking a gooching to the face without tissues again."
Male 1: "I tried to gooch on her face, but I missed, son of a gooch"
Male 2: "Ha! She gave you the reverse gooch!"

by Socorion December 14, 2018

Grey Gooch

Someone who drinks vodka mixed with gooch sweat.

Timmy drinks "Grey Gooch" when he parties with his shemale friends.

by socrates34 January 14, 2010

Goosh Goosh

1. The most disturbing video you'll ever see, guaranteed.

2. A 30-second clip from an anime that features a giant blob-man raping a normal sized human to death while three other men stand around letting this happen as though nothing's wrong with the situation.

Person 1: I heard about this whole "Goosh Goosh" thing and I'm curious.
Person 2: Don't say nobody warned you. If you heard of it you've probably already been warned.

by Camime August 24, 2017

The goonch

While the goonch normally presents itself in the shape of a giant, maneating catfish located in the in the Great Kali River running between India and Nepal, it is actually the all powerful ruler of the universe. The goonch rules the world through his army of cave demons led by his right hand man, Oliver twist. The goonch punishes those who refuse to acknowledge his power by following his fallen angle bobby hall, who, though despite his efforts, cannot win a championship. The goonches arch enemy is m.nightshamilong, who ,through his use of countless twists, has evaded the goonch. The goonch requires followers to strike down the non believers and bring justice to the universe.

Dude, I sacrificed to the goonch and kicked everyones' ass. He is the true diety of the universe

by Samyall&robs March 8, 2011

GOOCH STICK

An anti-persperent used to mask the aroma of a smelly, sweaty gooch. Strong enough for the armpits, but made for the gooch. A product of Grundle & Grundle. (Patent Pending) Try our newest anti-persperent "Fresh Frumunda Cheese"

Tired of having a sweaty, smelly, chaffed, and chapped Gooch? Worry no more my friend. Gooch Stick has combined medicated ointments and natural deoderizers to have that Gooch smelling great agian.

by MATT, TONY AND GREG July 23, 2004

goonchuck

someone who uses strange tools to complete a job.

I can't believe you thought a hammer was a good tool to fix a toilet. Brett, you are such a goonchuck.

by 731sampson January 2, 2008