The Goblin

The part of a man's hanging ball sack that shows when you moon someone.
Is referred to as a person/pet.

Man 1: Hey man, do you wanna meet the goblin?
Man 2: Uhhhh sure
Man 1: (pulls down pants and moons Man 2)
Man 2: Douche

Man 1: Hey doucher, quit dicking around or I'll show you the goblin.
Man 2: I'm a huge tool and fail at life and Xbox.
Man 1: Alright, I warned you (moons Man 2)

by Dub Ard September 9, 2009

Ass Goblins

Little creatures that live in your butt who come out at night to steal or hide things on you.

The ass goblins stole my Anthropology paper!

by sheryl May 11, 2003

Slob Goblin

(n.) term referring to a promiscuous female. One who enjoys performing fellatio on as many boners as possible.

Arlene is a Slob Goblin. She'll give you a nice slob job and drive you to Taco Bell and buy you a snack.

by Nedward December 28, 2005

twat goblin

a miniature goblin that resides in the vagina like an evil two legged tape worm. it's attracted to the stinky smell of fish. it also likes to stay in the dark. lastly, it woks as a living tampon as it sucks the blood from the girl's vagina.

Jerry put his penis inside her vagina and it came out half eaten because the twat goblin was hungry.

by jnnjnjununoonno May 24, 2007

fart goblin

n. generic insult meaning any stupid individual. It has it origins in Mike Judge's siminal cartoon "Beavis and Butthead". See also "Fart Knocker", "Ass Munch", and "Dillweed/ Dill Hole".

Shut up, fart goblin.

by Psycho Miko May 6, 2006

goblin cave

The dwelling of someone who avoids leaving the house unless absolutely necessary. Typically binges on netflix, plays video games, and orders delivery even though the restaurant is right around the corner.

You need to get out of your goblin cave once in a while!

by Theoriginald September 30, 2020

Goblin snotguzzler

Someone who is drunk trying to give a man a blowjob and can't keep their mouth on it.

Man, she is hot.

Yeah, but she is a real goblin snotguzzler.

by Big Hearted Smitty's July 30, 2017