Gerbil

It's basically the opposite of a cougar. When a young woman likes or prefers older men.
The word "Gerbil" originated on the original live series SNL.

That chick hitting on that dude is such a "gerbil"

by CrustyCritter February 22, 2017

Manwhore Gerb

A masculine gentleman, typically divorced that likes to doink women of all wages. He is notorious for quick throw downs with co-workers, neighbors and any hizzo's that are hot. He will not pound fat or ugly chicks and on occasion a few butter faces.

Bro: That dude over there looks like a player.
Chick: That dude is a Manwhore Gerb. He doinked me last night.

by MWGERB November 14, 2019

gerbaling

The act, individual or collective of introducing into the human rectum, a live gerbal, usual an adult male for the purpose of gaining, directly or indirectly, sadistic and erotic gratification.

The inventor of the "J-tube" self-delivery system was an avid devotee of gerbaling.

by Russell Clark March 14, 2004

Gerber

A gerber or a dutty gerber is a gross and nasty lookin shordy.
It can also be used to describe a man who does not practice maintaining health and preventing disease.

Yo my cro, that shordy over there is a dutty gerber.
She saggin, and being lookin like a gerber.

by Jackson gribaldo March 10, 2019

Geebet

Tendencies of the Dickster or Gayvin variety.

You geebet - what have you done now!

by JOhn February 25, 2005

Gerbalist

Short, bald middle aged man who has a compulsion for inserting small mammals up his arse

I hear "Andrew" is a serial gerbalist, last time he had a prostate check they found a hamster farm up his arse

by Sean Hedderman June 11, 2008

gerb turd

Scraped Resin rolled into a small, medium, or large ball.

Damn dude, we bone dry. Lets go scrape a gerb turd.
Damn, we all out of bud? Scrape that pipe for a gerb turd.

by unc-gerbs July 20, 2009