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celerborn

a complete idiot that forces his opinions on to you through stupidity. an ass
that piece of shit celerborn should be a lord, so we can call him lord ass.
by john May 6, 2005
mugGet the celerbornmug.

Peanut butter Waffle

The act of spreading peanut butter on the male genitilia before jizzing and stuffing it in a toaster, therefor short-circuiting the toaster and giving a massive orgasm.
John did a Peanut utter waffle on power level 10 and killed himself.
by John January 9, 2004
mugGet the Peanut butter Wafflemug.

Doughbuy

After intense hours of trying to come up with variations of the Pillsbury Doughboy to use on online games, Doughbuy has grown to be the most feared. Simply known as Doughbuy, he strikes fear into hearts of men and animal alike. All bow down before his might!
The almighty Doughbuy just pwned you... nub
by John December 2, 2004
mugGet the Doughbuymug.

Retro Revival

A group of musicians from as early as 2001 until the present. Commonly swing guitar brands such as Rickenbacker, in both guitar and bass. Dress like twat wannabe 50's bands. Watch as they play live and struggle to play their instruments and look up at the audience at the same time. Many 'muso' wannabe's listen to Retro Revival, such as Henry Bilinsky. Band's are often formed by eastern suburb private school boys, and in turn a garage band is born and thus coined "retro revival". RR bands are a favourite at various Sydney gay clubs.
Franz Ferdinand, Jet, The Eels.
by john January 3, 2005
mugGet the Retro Revivalmug.

funk

Slang word for Crack-Cocaine
This junkie bitch loves that funk
by John December 25, 2003
mugGet the funkmug.

stiffy

by john July 24, 2003
mugGet the stiffymug.

Walrus

While getting head from a girl, punch her in the stomach as you are cumming, so it will come out of her nose and look like tusks.
Phil tried to beat me up after I gave his girlfriend a Walrus.
by John January 14, 2005
mugGet the Walrusmug.

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