Gasmonkey

A person or child who starts off seeming okay, but then turns into an annoying asshole.

"Hey, I unfriended Mouse."

"Him? He was a total gasmonkey."

by cyndasaur July 7, 2014

gattong

Someone who uses grammar.

<@Session416GAR> Also, no one knows how to use proper grammar today. :D
<MootGAR> Grammar is for gattongs.

by StrawberryBunny March 29, 2009

Gasmoney

When you're fueling up your car and someone will come up to you and ask if they can have sex with you for the duration that you are fueling your car. If you say yes they will pay the money needed to pay for the gas.

Hey, do you want to gasmoney?

hey I saw you gasmoneying last night

by poobahminus February 17, 2018

Ganton

excessively fat; disgusting

That girl is very ganton, one can see her rolls under her shirt.

by anonymousass May 8, 2008

Neo-Gastonist

Fascist zoomers who have irritable bowel syndrome.

Anti Neo-Gastonist: That Neo-Gastonist believes that Belle is a narcissist for wanting to live her own independent life and be literate, he's a fascist misogynist who wants to deny women autonomy and control them as slaves with no free will, probably because no women want him and he's an incel.

by Trevor006 January 4, 2022

glastonbury, connecticut

A lower-middle class town, comprised of affordable homes, for lower income families. The town faces many issues: The High School is far over crowded, and developers have over developed homes, thus damaging home values throughout the town. The town and its inhabitants strive to be more like residents in towns greater to them like: West Hartford or Greenwich.

Gbury: My home is worth $100,000, and we paid 200,000 for it 2 years ago.
Other: Oh, You must be from Glastonbury, Connecticut.
Gbury: Yeah.

by poorglastonburykid1 March 14, 2009

gastronaut

a person with unusual or eccentric, sometimes ghoulish, tastes.

He is a gastronaut. He eats worm-flavored foods.

by uttam maharjan November 18, 2011