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Barf-Gasm

When a girl is giving you head. Shove your dick down her throat so far that she vomits. after vomit lube is applied shove your sausage roll into the dark brown cave "ass" and vigorously thrust back and forth until orgasm is achieved.
Dude, I total Barf-Gasmed your mom last night.
by Zerosympathy October 24, 2008
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soap-gasm

A soap-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he jacks off in the shower to take care of his morning wood using soap-suds for a slick lube.
Sometimes I give myself a soap-gasm when I shower!
by USAF Cadet November 9, 2020
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Amazon-gasm

An Amazon-gasm is the cumgasm a guy can order from Amazon if he's desparate for another guy's cum.
My Amazon-gasm arrived in the mail today - let's party!
by USAF Cadet January 20, 2021
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mirror-gasm

A mirror-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he jacks off and blows a load all over a wall mirror and then licks it all off.
We've got a wall mirror in our dorm room, and I like to jack-off and have a mirror-gasm on it - then lick it up!
by USAF Cadet January 11, 2021
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sarcasm-gasm

when you make a sarcastic comment so hilariously poignant that you cant help but burst out in delight at the awesomeness of it
"Well, the first award I won, is because of my incredible smartness, and the second...."

"Hey!"

"Yeah?"

"Is your arm tired?...Because you've been patting yourself on the back for the last few hours......SARCASM-GASM!"
by Double J's from the Wood April 14, 2008
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MLK-gasm

A MLK-gasm is a jack-off and cumgasm that a guy has when he beats his meat on Martin Luther King's Birthday like I'm going to do.
Hey -- it's MLK's Birthday -- I'm going to give myself a MLK-gasm!
by USAF Cadet January 18, 2021
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lube-gasm

A lube-gasm is a masturbation preference that guys make when they jack off - to rub their weenie bare-handed or to use a lube. Since I'm cut high & tight, I like using something slick to stroke off with.
I usually have a lube-gasm when I beat off by myself because I'm cut high & tight!
by USAF Cadet February 3, 2021
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