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Gustavo

(proper noun)

name of a handsome boy from Puerto Rico; likes to YOLO and cherish his youth. acts like a princess, but is not snooty about it...just has needs that need to be fulfilled, but otherwise is a sweet gentleman who's fun to be around.
After taking off his expensive rabbit fur gloves made in Italy, Gustavo was ready to go out on the town and have a good time with all his friends!
by j69c69c69 November 10, 2010
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Gustave

The biggest dumbass in the wild west who forgets to breath occasionally and always wanks himself infront of his friends
Person 1: Gustave is such a fucking dumbass
Person 2: Dude he's right next to u
Gustave: Sub to logan paul guys
Person 1: told u
by NotDeeja October 6, 2020
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Gustan

A guy that is very thick no one can be as thick as gustan
You wish you were as thick as Gustan
by Thegamingturtle156 July 24, 2016
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Crunchy Gustavo

Originated in 1774, a crunchy Gustavo is the act of jizzing on your partners face while they sleep, and letting it harden over like a face mask.
Babe I fuckin hate you! I can't get this crunchy Gustavo off my face!
by Mike the goat April 4, 2017
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gustavo

1: a male, who is not necessarily Mexican, but may have South American or Polish roots 2: generally having the tendency to enjoy extreme sports, primarily jumping and flipping off of high altitudes, such as swing sets
Person 1: Did you see that flip he just did? I heard that guy is from Argentina!
Person 2: He must be a gustavo.
by gotmilk927 August 27, 2008
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the gustavo approach

where a man/woman approaches a mate with the sexual intent of a baboon. usually making monkey noises whilst nutting in their pants
i tried the gustavo approach on jessica last night , it worked out well.
by gustavo996 January 23, 2022
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NMG (No Me Gusta)

NMG or " No Me Gusta" a phrase that translates to "I don't like" in Spanish. It is used as a response to something unpleasant, unfortunate, irrational, ugly, gross, and generally bad.

Pronunciation: No May Goosta, best if said with an English accent/ poorly pronounced Spanish.
"Yeah that movie...NMG"

"I have to miss happy hour, I'm working late."
"NMG (no me gusta)"

"Um, we haven't hung out in forever - NMG!"

On twitter: #NMG
by Almita August 2, 2011
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