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Growing potatoes in the backyard

When you have genital warts growing in or around your asshole
Hey I heard Alec starting growing potatoes in the backyard after he got caught soliciting male prostitutes
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Growing up

To you translates to listening to an authority and agreeing to the covenant. Which I don't.
Hym "So... Picture an authority... That is what I'm going to kill in relationship to myself. It doesn't matter how many there are. Are you that? Well... Then... You either need to walk your fat ass down those stairs and get yourself behind me as quickly as possible... OR... You need to carry me UP the stairs until I'm in front of you because everyone is moving down exactly one place. There will be no growing up around here."
by Hym Iam July 10, 2025
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Groking

Someone who is using Grok to make pornographic imagery that they are masturbating to.
Not now, I'm Groking!
He's been Grocking it.
I gotta go get some Groking done.
by GenesisCorrupted January 16, 2026
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coordinated groping

A TSA practice whereby a female agent facilitated a fellow male agent's groping of male passengers' genitalia.
The TSA agents' coordinated groping efforts earned them joblessness.
by uncoordinatedgroping April 14, 2015
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bum growling

The act of releasing a mighty maelstrom from ones anus directly after performing a Canadian pancake. If performed incorrectly everyone dies.
Dude I performed a Canadian Pancake on like 6 women last night, the bum growling was lit af bro.
by Juiceboxgames October 10, 2017
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Titty growing pills

Pills that are advertised to make womens tits grow but in reality do nothing (much like dick enlargement pills)
I bought these pills to make titty growing pills to impress my boyfriend but they did nothing I guess next step is breast surgery.
by Dan the car guy July 19, 2019
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Data Groping

Taking personal data from someone that likes you and then using that information maliciously (not always but often)
Guy 1: I just leaked this losers face! Im so good at Data Groping!
Guy 2: Hey, stop. Thats kinda fucked up bro
by okbutimgod December 7, 2021
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