An overly enthusiastic tow truck driving redneck ignoramus covered in grease that stinks of way to much tobacco, marijuana, coffee, baby powder and High Karate colon
my boss got wired on his coffee and took apart the bosses brand new Chevy pickup to find out how it works,he is such a GOOBER.
by Robinrobby August 16, 2007
My girlfriend is my goober
by KiD K February 21, 2015
A rude and abrasive person on the internet whose go-to response to any disagreement is to threaten to rape or hurt you. Cannot accurately describe what they want to do to your genitalia, due to the fact that they have never seen it before.
1. "Wow, this goober thinks it's okay to threaten rape because I don't like Halo!"
2. "Goober here says that s/he wants to stuff my urethra into her/his butthole???"
2. "Goober here says that s/he wants to stuff my urethra into her/his butthole???"
by TheKubliest October 17, 2014
A peanut that likes to wear monacles and thongs...and also wear a hat and carries a cane. Likes to take people up the ass and against the wall. May be found in many different styles...such as "Teen Preganancy Goober", and "Ninja Goober".
by Joober January 23, 2005
by -Tninja- August 04, 2005
A goober is any type of bodily fluid which leaves in a large quantity. Typical goobers include semen, poop, snot, saliva and vomit.
EXAMPLE 1:
Man1: "Dude, Janice is so pissed with me. Last night she was tugging the porksword and I accidently goobered all over her face."
Man2: "No way!"
Man1: "Way!"
EXAMPLE 2:
Man1: "Dude, what the fuck did you do to that toilet? Smells like a cabbage patch kid crawled up your arse and died. You smelly bastard."
Man2: "Sorry buddy, after that indian yesterday can you blame me for totally goobering?"
Man1: "Point made."
Man1: "Dude, Janice is so pissed with me. Last night she was tugging the porksword and I accidently goobered all over her face."
Man2: "No way!"
Man1: "Way!"
EXAMPLE 2:
Man1: "Dude, what the fuck did you do to that toilet? Smells like a cabbage patch kid crawled up your arse and died. You smelly bastard."
Man2: "Sorry buddy, after that indian yesterday can you blame me for totally goobering?"
Man1: "Point made."
by Flossua March 21, 2009
Cum bubble, during or after sex when the male or female cum starts to bubble from air exiting the vagina
Generally accomapanies a quif
Generally accomapanies a quif
by sparky27891 July 02, 2011