Flabalanche

(noun): The abdominal area of someone whose body has normal fat distribution, except for their stomach, which is so fattened by beer, it is an avalanche of flab spilling over their pants.

Yo my uncle bob unbuttoned his pants and we got smothered in his flabalanche and nearly suffocated

by Frau Kak March 10, 2003

flabalanche

The effect caused when a woman with a large gut or gunt wears low rise pants thus causing an avalanche of flab over the top of the pants. see also muffin top.

That bitch had on true religion jeans, but that flabalanche was killing me.

by sam cheng April 21, 2006

flab

flab is an acronym for "fucking lazy ass bitch".

after six months of marriage cindy turned out to be the queen of flab.

by tellitizaman September 5, 2010

flabable

A fat man who plays chess

Another name for a fat woman

that flabable was shite aye!?

I'm getting all flabable

by alexisxxxxx July 19, 2005

Flabadabadoo

A common way to greet others.

"Hey Kevin."

"FLABADABADOO!!"

by ssobecuaseht November 25, 2011

Flabbered

A term coined by a man from Woking.

Being flabbergasted

Johnny was flabbered when he say Laura's butt

by Mtheshah May 3, 2019

flabbergabber

a flying dildo

dirk: wow what’s that flying in the sky?
erik: it’s a flabbergabber!

by fabberer gabberer February 19, 2020