Floating Stroganoff

Diarrhea with ejaculate. It typically happens whilst eating ass from an ass you just ejaculated into.

She had a spurt of floating stroganoff all over my face and up my nose...

by Yukarch August 21, 2020

blue frosting

Behavior that is sweet and sugary - but completely fake. Just like blue frosting.

I thought she was nice - but it was totally blue frosting.

by Ratch March 21, 2008

lyric floating

The practice of regularly posting vague, obscure rhetorical lyrics to Facebook as status updates. Typically, such posts have neither quotation marks nor context to explain their relevance. As a result, readers may find them confusing, even failing to recognize them as lyrics at all.

Jane Doe Emo:

if you don't don't know, why would you say so? would you mean this please if it happens?

Commenter #1:

um...huh? wtf are you talking about?

Commenter #2:

Oh, I think that's a line from some Jimmy Eat World song...just Jane lyric floating as usual. You can just ignore it; everyone else will.

by LuckyLymon March 30, 2011

tickle your fancy floating boat

A euphemism for something naughty that one would do to another person.

I want to tickle your fancy floating boat.

I can't wait to get those girls home, and tickle their fancy floating boats.

by ARMWKL August 24, 2010

freating

The act of going out with a person/people you don't like just to score a free meal. Free-Eating = freating

I'm freating at that new 5 star restaurant night with some customer from work.

by bobbi goulet August 24, 2010

Floating

Rather than actually engaging in back and fourth penetration, a Mormon male will leave his penis in a Mormon female's vagina and just let it float there for an extended period of time. This is a very popular ritual practiced by millions of happy Mormon couples everywhere. Usually during this extreme act of closeness, the male and the female will talk about mundane things and scriptures they have read about in their place of worship. Its great bonding experience and doesn't effect their chances of getting into Heaven. This is the act of floating. Also referred to as the Provo Float. Sometimes confused with a Provo Soak.

Jacob Smith: What did you do this weekend Jonas?
Jonas Smith: I was floating with my honey.
Jacob Smith: Niiiiiiice.

by MoreMonHistory July 10, 2014

fronting

Pretending;
creating a false impression

Quit fronting, you don't have any money.

Ain't no future in your fronting.. -MC Breed

by [e-mail] May 7, 2018