The journalistic style of many Mainstream Media NEWS organizations that purports to foretell the future rather than report on the present. Often times used as a persuasive tool to make a population DO or BELIEVE in something.
Did you see CNN last night? Fortune Cookie NEWS claims the end of the world is coming unless we vote for candidate "X".
by Sun 'n Rain July 2, 2022
Get the Fortune Cookie NEWSmug. A handsome boy with good sense of humor and very crazy person .And a person who is very loved and very popular
by anonymous November 24, 2021
Get the Fortunemug. To copulate with an exceptionally gross/ugly girl and subsequently receive a cash award for doing so, perhaps perpetrated by a loving brother who is trying to help out his ugly sister by paying someone to do her.
by The Grottomaster May 30, 2015
Get the fortunicationmug. "In the fortunality that we win this war..."
"There may come a fortunality where Josh shuts the fuck up"
"There may come a fortunality where Josh shuts the fuck up"
by ThundorLord March 2, 2022
Get the Fortunalitymug. a girl of oriental ethnicity; (usually Chinese) but can be more than likely mistaken for a jumpoff...(mainly because of her looks)
by Full Court* February 4, 2021
Get the Fortune Cookiemug. by Dranky DeBeers June 24, 2015
Get the The fortune cookiemug. 