Fondlebot

A robot used for the pleasure or suffering of a particular person.
Was manufactured in Amsterdam by the owner of a local hostel
Olga Sletvanla to increase the her profits, and her own personal gratification.

A certain type of fondlebot can be seen in the hit movie Euro Trip

by Loves2spooge06 December 30, 2007

Foodle

To put food in someones hair

Man my hair is a mess, bob just totally foodled me.

by Simmonspoop May 17, 2009

Foodle

Noun: An intimate food experience.

Verb: To eat and cuddle.

Verb: To eat food off some body playfully.

Noun: Food used as a marital aide.

Verb: The act of using food as a marital aide.

- Bart Simpson did in fact refer to his cartoon sex organ a "tump" - toon+bump
as his "doodle".
A cucumber, banana, daikon, eggplant, etc used as a phallus is a foodle.

Sorry Marge, we can't get into scrabble tonite; we are going to stay in, watch _Eat Pray Love_, and foodle.

Hey Hunny Bunny, I got a can of whip-cream, wanna foodle?

OMG she had a HUGE foodle under her pillow.

by IAM KNOT WHOIAM April 30, 2011

fridley

A hefty bag full of soup.

I threw the fridley down the stairwell and it went "splat!"

by Monte Monte February 1, 2007

fidler

verb. to apply self tanner in such an inconsistent manner that it appears you haven't bathed in months.
noun. the act of pulling a fidler

Did you see that goofy bastard's tan? It looks like he fidlered himself.

by goldentee rules May 30, 2003

Foodle

When someone or something is foolishly stupid

That test grade was so foodle

by Godzilla3201 December 19, 2015

fetus fondler

One who fondles fetuses. It's pretty self-explanatory.

Alice: Hey, have you heard about Charlie's fetish?
Bob: Yeah, he's a total fetus fondler.

by Black Viper 69 February 25, 2014