Floating about

Used when someone or something is floating around on water without a goal.

Polar bears are useless, they just sit on a block of ice floating about.

by KarlP August 17, 2011

floating

A term often used in the South to describe the act of lazily floating down a river by: intertube, kayak, canoe, or other flotation device. Lots of beer is usually involved.

I want to go floating this weekend!

by NatureSweet June 21, 2016

crop flaring

When a drug dealers field is burned usually by another drug dealer so that the other drug dealer can make more money

drug dealer: i was crop flaring yesterday!

by Joe725 June 25, 2006

Flailing

It is a combination of Flirting and Failing. When your a male or female tries to flirt with the opposite sex, but ends up failing at it.

"Woah look at Jermy getting his Mac on"
"Yeah but hes flailing!"

by That Guy Is Here November 23, 2011

floating bounce-walk

the walking style of a female with a "GOOD FIGURE!!"

not 'packing' any extra pounds in the legs, guts and butt, effectively throwing the gyroscopic center of the body out of balance...

-lends itself to fantasies of a more 'streamlined rhythm', during the sex act!!

wendy's floating bounce-walk had all the male (and the female!) lechers SALIVATING!

her floating bounce-walk had me administering to my 'pain' in the storeroom!!

she had the floating bounce-walk, making her an EXTREMELY SKILLED walker!!

by michael foolsley June 29, 2011

floating voter

A person who bases their vote in a general election on which political party will give the largest handouts in welfare, the worst offenders being single Mothers.

Single Mothers hey! that Sharon's a proper Floating Voter, not only is she a slag, she's a fucking scrounging cunt as well. Lazy twat!!

by DefinitionJedi December 20, 2016

floating a 40

placing a 40 oz container of malt liquor in the toilet tank to hide it & keep it cold

Johnny told Freddie he's floating a 40, Freddies supervisor had no idea what he was talking about & dismissed the term, afterwhich Freddie & Johnny went & sucked back a cold one with no one being the wiser!

by G in da haus September 21, 2009