Fixinuh

Making preparations to engage in a particular task.
Also this particular task may likely never actually happen.

I'm fixinuh go fix that leaky spicket.

by izzatadinasaur July 14, 2009

Firing the Canon

Euphemism for ejaculating.

Justin admitted to Firing the Canon off the roof.

by colestaff July 24, 2011

firing the bearded lady

Giving a hand job (or masturbating, if you prefer), to completion

I just finished firing the bearded lady. That feels much better.

by bteambeyotches June 1, 2015

Filing My Taxes

Takin a big fucking shit

"I'll be right back guys, gotta filing my taxes real quick."

by Gay Ass Jimmie May 31, 2018

fiking

fucking while hiking

Last week my partner and I kept arguing, but after fiking we communicate much better.

by Bi-Namus July 7, 2021

Firing blanks like '98

when you were trying to nut before your body can even generate cum in your balls.

yeah man, I was firing blanks like '98 when I was 10.

by TheSpizzleWizard November 29, 2021

firing eggs

to fart; the act of farting

Person 1: "Did you hear that?"
person 2: "Someone was firing eggs."

by quad3x1 January 24, 2022