raped by Gary Fisher

when a bicycle part violates your posterior. (usually a seat, which may have become loose. most likely occurs during a bike crash)

I got raped by Gary Fisher when I crashed my bike and the handle bar went up my ass. OOPS.

by TigerPenisExtract March 28, 2009

Foo Fighters

A great band of the 90's, their best song is My Hero and their best album is The Colour and the Shape.

The Foo Fighters and Nirvana sound totally different.

by Rockkk April 16, 2004

Foo Fighters

One of the best rock bands of the 90's, Dave Grohl is a genius who learned from another genius named Kurt Cobain. The song Everlong is the best song of all time.

Hello I've waited here for you, everlong....

by Alex April 14, 2004

Fisherman Splatter

A play on the traditional Red Lobster seafood dish, the "Fishermans Platter," it occurs when a man takes his used, post-coitus condom and smacks his partner across the face with it, essentially "splattering" his ejaculatory fluids all over said partners face.

Jackie was disappointed that Justin gave her a Fisherman Splatter after they made sweet love down by the fire.

by Mathias Orion June 15, 2006

Stinky Fisherman

While banging the victim from behind, or doggystyle, you stick one of your fingers in their ass, getting some doo-doo butter on there, then reach up and give the victim a fish-hook in the mouth.

James' girlfriend wouldnt let him stick it in her ass so he gave that bitch a stinky fisherman

by JT Thomas January 27, 2008

Pork Sword fighter

One who uses his heat-seeking-moisture-missle to fend off an intruding mutton dagger.

Holy Crap, Did you see those faggots playing PORK SWORD FIGHTER?

by Big Aaron Kyle October 21, 2003

Freedom fighter

A terrorist that won.

Iraqis attacking Americans in Iraq are terrorists.
Americans attacking English in America are freedom fighters.

by Martin K December 3, 2007