Fibbly-Dingle-Hopper

A common British substance made of pilk, Rubbing alcohol, battery acid, and butternut squash in a jar, and shoving it up your anus to get the sensation of being British for 22 hours 43 minutes and 28.645 seconds.

I took a Fibbly-Dingle-Hopper this mornin' mate. I'm eatin' colours and beans on toast!

by frenchfrytherapy May 9, 2023

Fiblings

A word used to describe fake siblings, such as adopted siblings, half-siblings, classmates called "siblings" but are not real siblings and coworkers in your work "family".

"I can't believe I'm adopted! So my siblings are really my fiblings?"
This sentence describes one's shock after finding out they're adopted, and that their "siblings" are not actually related to them.

by PersonOfWeird June 5, 2023

flimblenickle

Throwing a coin at a person until they start covulsing on or until they are unresponsive

Lets go Flimblenickle that guy

by Anagoro June 10, 2023

fembloke

That bloke you met at the pub last night who you thought was simply a femboy, but was much more than that. Femblokes often enjoy dominating you rather than getting dominated. They are normally tops instead of bottoms. They have an intense feminine appearance, but do not enjoy wearing feminine clothing. Femblokes can be found everywhere across Australia, excluding Tasmania.

Guy 1: "Mate I got railed by seven femblokes last night."
Guy 2: "Mate that's hot"

by femblokelover43 June 15, 2023

fimbo

a feminine himbo.

he's such a fimbo

by wrathette November 7, 2023

Malthusian Fumble

When one attempts to use an obscure 3+ syllable word or phrase (e.g. a literary reference, popular saying, economic term) without having a iota of a clue what the word means, thus making the user appear to be a clueless douche.

Patrice: The tenor's entrance to the stage last night at the Opera was magnificently Malthusian!
BM: He's on the 15...the 10...the 5.... OH NO it was a Malthusian Fumble!

by spyslikeus March 15, 2011

trumpet fumble

A synonym to "sloppy handjob", usually ends with the recipient being disappointed

"Yo man, she was a solid 10 but all I ended up getting was a trumpet fumble."

by Sad Trumpet PLayer October 16, 2017