fernado

a ugly fucker who smells like shit

fernado looks like caullio

by Andrew Majia August 6, 2016

Fernando

The most handsome, perfect man you will ever meet. He is the most caring, sweetest, perfect person to ever exist. He is loyal and will treat you like a queen. (Por siempre y para siempre)

Someone: who is the person you want to spend the rest of your life with?

Madigan: Fernando ♥️

by Irishlittledog January 27, 2022

Fernando

Fernando invented geometry. He is the sorcerer of math… he invented my teacher, Mr Wienert with a box of scraps. He invented the modern calculator, and wrote the Bible.

I hate doing my Fernando homework today.

by aGiftedHotDog April 7, 2022

Shaden Fernandez

Shaden is the best and the worst friend you'll EVER have, the girls go CRAZY over him!

Did you hear about Shaden fernandez? The dudes a green banana lover and went all Van Gov last week

by GreenBananaLover April 3, 2013

going full Fernando

Defined as When someone is taking a shit in an Applebees bathroom, and you strip down to nothing and enjoy your poop

Going full Fernando is being defined as:
Yo there’s someone that’s gone full Fernando in the bathroom

by Halfgoodkush April 24, 2023

fhernanda

A beautiful,tall,friendly and funny girl that is great at sports and if someone screws up she will most likely beat you up.

Fhernanda is amazing

by Fhernanda May 16, 2018

fernando sanchez

A variation of the dirty sanchez, but instead of wiping your finger on the upper lip, you wipe it on their teeth, making them have shitty breath for the rest of the day.

Did you eat a shit sandwich for lunch? No, I got a fernando sanchez!

by otisg March 5, 2008