faux French

a person who pretends to be a cute French person, this can be a boy or a girl. Normally their fake or like a poser

Ashley: I'm French

Brenden: no, your faux French

Ashley: crap...

by iiluffhellokitty November 13, 2010

faux-intellectual

a douche on a futile endeavor for originality who BELIEVES that they are the only one capable of perceiving the satire in obviously atrocious situations.

jennifer lopez: hey did that dick just make fun of your example for a word on urban dictionary because its so redundant?

me: yeah hes a faux-intellectual

by NXN March 27, 2011

mot faux

A French Mo' Fo'

As in: "Hi Mot Faux, I'd like one croissant please."

mot fauxmotfauxmofomotherfuckermother fucker

by gangbanker July 30, 2010

faux-poo

1. noun. a fart that accidentally slips out in an embarrassing situation.
2. noun. a fart that is intentionally released but exhibits the owner's poor sense of social etiquette.
3. noun. a really bad fart that is more closely described as a fake shit; only missing the solid matter.

Oh my God, did someone step in something or was that a faux-poo?
Can you believe Cindy's faux-poo during church?

by Scubadubadog January 13, 2008

faux-cation

fō'keɪʃ(ə)n (fo-kay-shun)
A fake vocation.
aka - A false job; generally given in the context of snobbery or ego inflation.

"Jimmy knew he couldn't tell the blonde at the bar he was a bagger at Aldi's, so he gave 'Patent Attorney' as his faux-cation."

by justinrmayfield October 10, 2008

Faux Selfie

A picture that is taken in such a way as to make it appear that the subject(s) have taken a selfie -- but they have not

That faux selfie of Rosie looks super authentic; I would've sworn that she took the selfie herself.

by BanditBall August 10, 2015

Faux Revoir

The act of mistakenly saying goodbye too early to someone who is walking the same way as you.

Dude 1: cool, see you next time!
Dude 2: yeah! Have a good one

... *walks in same direction*...
Dude 1: oh you’re headed to the station too?
Dude 2: oh sh*t! Guess that was a faux revoir
Dude 1: it’s only awkward if we let it be

by angularmerkel January 26, 2020