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failsauce engage

when your suckiness commences, the first defination wasnt very clear on this
when eric tried to get a girlfriend or pick up a girl, his failsauce engaged
by e-jangles2 May 18, 2008
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faulsthenticity

When bullshit is used to make a story sound real.
My mom's boss' brother's wife once saw Elvis at Wal-mart. That's straight up faulsthenticity yo.
by MattyBGood November 6, 2008
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Failtilla

a political protest that is completely rocked and fails miserably
Can you believe it? National tree hugging day was going to be success until it was Failtillad out of existence.

Hey fellow unknowledgable hippie, isn't it a shame we were not able to defend Hamas' right to kill innocent Israeli children? If only Greece had not failtillad our flotilla....
by niumimj July 10, 2011
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Failtroll

fails at trolling, and all trolling related subjects, normally resorts to stalking people over facebook

their IRL job is normally something internet related............
example, selling knives
Tony Johnson is a Failtroll
that is all
by rooflesscircusisshite June 18, 2011
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Failtard

Someone who fails at everything and can never succeed at one thing. Creating mindless threads insulting another human being. Having one person say a fragment with no idea of what a fragment is.
MisterJenkins is a failtard.
by The-Phenom14 May 6, 2008
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failson

A derogative term coined by chapo trap house fans and leftist twitter users, often referring to a young man from a successful family who is currently perceived as a "failure" compared to his predecessor.

The use of "failson" is one of the hallmark projections thrown out by insecure numales online, and typically stems from their own failed relationships with their fathers / families. Many leftist internet users have tried to suppress the deep sense of shame they feel stemming from how much they've disappointed their fathers in life. As a result, many can't help but accuse other people, who still have a relationship with their family, as being a failure in the same way they are. The typical "failson" has wealthy parents and a good relationship with his family, which causes a deep, seething jealousy in those who struggle financially and failed to maintain a relationship with their parents. It is an insult used as a way cope with the fact they have no support from their family or their parents. The truth is many "failsons" go on to succeed in life, have families and careers, while the individuals calling people "failsons" post about the benefits of socialism on social media while living in poverty.

Calling someone a failson is a way of saying "I wish I had what he had". Not only wanting for the affluence and wealth that comes from having successful parents, but for a deep desire to have a good relationship with mom and dad.
*Guy and his dad fishing*

nintendo switch guy with a patchy beard: what a pathetic failson. He needs his daddy! what a baby! *cries inside*
by Candleass123 August 6, 2023
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Failstorm

A common scottish parody of the name of the band Alestorm, referring to the fact that their music is awful, and bound to fail
" hey, have you heard that band Alestorm? "
" Pfft, You mean FAILstorm "
" hahahahaha so true "
by power_metal October 28, 2008
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