yellow spotted fiddle fart

a fart so loud and messy that it leaves yellow spots on your underwear and sounds a little like a fiddle being played under water.

Dude, what was up with that yellow spotted fiddle fart? it sounded like a back woods prison party.

by painshowerintheladyflower April 21, 2011

Hot Irish Fiddle

A term used when a partner's genitals and/or mouth are...uninhabitable, and the guy needs an alternative area of the body to put his penis into. It's name is derived from the time to time occasion of the partner touching cheek to shoulder, creating ample pressure for the act.

"Yea, she has herpes everywhere, so she gave me a hot Irish fiddle instead."

by psychobeachparty October 20, 2008

a fiddle

it's a fiddle, Brit slang for fraud, a con.

bum hocks a fiddle. a week later rich dude offers pawnbroker $2k for it. Pawnbroker asks dude to return after bum comes to redeem the fiddle. Bum returns, pawnbroker offers $500, bum gets him up to $1k & splits. Dude never returns, pawnbroker has worthless fiddle, bum & dude party. Old English con job.

by Labadabbadoo April 12, 2008

poo fiddle

1)Another word for saying 'darn',
'fuck' or 'gee wilickers'.
2)Someone who pokes around at any random type of fecal matter. Like a scientist or something.

1)Aww poo fiddle, I lost my fork
2)Hey, see Bill over there, he's a major poo fiddle.

by Mike July 2, 2003

Widdle Your Fiddle

When a man shakes his penis gentle after going to the urinal.
To shake your penis

Gary - Jus finished having a piss colin
Colin - Well always make sure that you WIDDLE YOUR FIDDLE."

by Lary Linwood July 2, 2008

Bumble Fiddle

Anal fingering, these two words are long and bad to pronounce, right? Now you can use Bumble Fiddle.

Still not convinced? Ok! Do this experiment: pronounce "anal fingering" aloud. You see? Now you look like a jerk and your neighbors confirm it!

Now say "Bubble Fiddle". There are no harsh consonants and it also seems to be the name of a Korean dessert

"I've been practicing Bumble Fiddle every day for 15 years and have finally solved my constipation problems!"

Hey baby, wanna try Bumble Fiddle?"

by browolf June 5, 2020

Flesh Fiddle

When someone puts a dick on their shoulder, much like a Fiddle, and plays the shaft with a Bow as if they were playing Fiddle in a folk band.

Sally: “My shoulder is sore from playing so much Flesh Fiddle tonight Farmer Joe!!”
Joe: “Well don’t you want to be apart of the band?!”

by FiddleCastro May 4, 2021